Holy Cow, Old Man, Turn Off The Damn Camera
Billy Joe Turnage is 76 years old and he’s the Republican County Chairman in Union County, Georgia. He seems to need more to do.
Union County Sheriff Investigator Staff Sgt. Darren Osborn told the paper that 911 dispatchers received a report of an ongoing “assault and rape” of a 39-year-old female at Turnage’s residence last week.
I suspect this was the standard “legitimate” Republican rape. Because it was broadcasted on damn Skype.
Oct. 22, dispatch received a 911 call at approximately 4 p.m. of what was believed to be an assault and rape,” Osborn noted. “It was being viewed via Skype. Deputies responded and I responded as well.”
A Republican broadcasted his attempted rape on Skype. Hell, I wonder if he planned to put it on You Tube.
Also of note:
The Atlanta Journal Constitution pointed out that a photo of Turnage with GOP Senate candidate David Perdue had not been removed from the Union County Republican Party Facebook page as of Wednesday morning.
Smart move.
Thanks to Texas Ellen for the heads up.
76? And he could still lift a finger? Hmmm! If this isn’t a joke, he needs an immediate trip to the woodshed. Same for that Perdue guy who hasn’t the sense to knock Turnage off his Facebook page. Tells the world a whole lot, don’t it?
1Had to check the link to be sure “The Onion” hadn’t changed their name to Skype.
As for old Billy Joe, he’s on with Skype which is quite youthful of him, but he should consult his doctor about the effects of Viagra on dementia.
maggie, per the article, the lady was “not harmed.” Could be a gentile way of stating this was a case of attempted, with possible additional charges of unlawful detainment.
Apparently the Union County Republican Party and candidate Perdue think “boys will be boys” serves as an excuse cradle to grave.
2Am I the only one who is surprised and skeptical that a 76 year-old Republican from Georgia knows how to Skype?
My guess is he can probably barely wipe, much less Skype.
just sayin’.
3They’ll probably reduce the charge to assault with a dead weapon.
4Micr -I love it! A good laugh before bed is healthy
5This probably wasn’t how wingnuts wanted to court the womwn’s vote. At the very least they should have a record of how not to court women.
6Actually, I am sure that his lawyer will claim this was not legitimate rape. The woman was under his authority as God ordained it.
7Uh, is the lady tied to the bed or something? Why does she stay there?
8Best comment under story was:
9Looks like a GOP ad for Viagra.
If this is true, it’s ridiculous. Great outreach to women.
10“assault with a dead weapon”
I guffawed loudly! Thanks micr.
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