He’s a Child. He’s a Damn Child.

April 28, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s the picture.


It’s kinda hard to make out, but everyone assures me that President Donald Trump doing a 100-day interview with Reuters.

And in the middle of the interview, he interrupts himself and takes out a map of his electoral victory.

“Here, you can take that, that’s the final map of the numbers,” the Republican president said from his desk in the Oval Office, handing out maps of the United States with areas he won marked in red. “It’s pretty good, right? The red is obviously us.”

He had copies for each of the three Reuters reporters in the room.

Maybe if Trump just showed it North Korea, they’d be real impressed, too.

Anyway, here’s the plan.  Everybody start carrying around a copy of the popular vote and then you’ll have something to exchange with him if he pulls this stunt on you.

And …

According to Fox News, Trump keeps a red button on his desk that summons a White House butler to bring him a coke.

He’s 6 years old and has the coolest treehouse ever.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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19 Comments to “He’s a Child. He’s a Damn Child.”

  1. A map of red states?
    A red button for a Coke?

    I’d like a red button refrigerator magnet, over a small map of the red states. Press it, and you get nothing.

  2. Next he’ll keep pressing the panic button to watch the Secret Service go bananas.

    Just got my bumpersticker from the DNC, I think it was: “We need an adult in the White House.”

  3. e platypus onion says:

    He has to have some fond memory of his time as bogus potus. He is already on record as the whiniest bawl baby ever to set foot in the White House.

    I don’t know why someone doesn’t do an intervention and get this POS in psych rehab where he assuredly belongs.

  4. And of course it’s Diet Coke. Just a guess, but the chemicals in Diet Coke may explain some of Ttrump’s psychological problems & mental deficiencies.

  5. Jane & PKM says:

    Invest in ear plugs, folks. Donnie’s howls will be ear splitting when his personal “strannik” Jughead Rasputin Kushner is indicted. Meanwhile, pull Jared’s security clearance NOW and hear Donnie bawl like a baby whose rattle is on the outside of the crib.

    Reason #102 why Barron isn’t living in the White House – he’d double the current maturity level and make Donnie look bad.

  6. RepubAnon says:

    Hope he doesn’t get the “get me a coke” button with his other red button.

  7. Coprolite says:

    Ah, little Donnie needs a participation trophy for the toughest 100 days.

  8. He is still fixated on his campaign?? Yee gawds! No wonder he finds the presidency hard. He’s been forced to split his time between his “glory” days and the present. And its only going to get worse. My money (such as it is) says that he will finally come to the conclusion that what he got really isn’t worth his time and energy when he could be out making “big bucks” and “making deals” that are actually worth something. With that kind of a mindset and a good set of walking shoes, he just might evade impeachment.

  9. And today, there’s news that he “misses his old life.” He says it’s harder than he thought it would be.

    Well, duh. No sh*t, Sherlock!

    I figured he’d be out in 4 months or less. He’s actually lasted longer than I thought, but we haven’t reached 4 months yet. That would be 120 days. So, that means there’s still hope!

  10. Old Fart says:

    OK, OK.

    We get it. You won a popularity contest.

    Sort of.

  11. President Cartman. God help us.

  12. Mary Ramos says:

    Well, gee, here I’d been describing Herr Drumph as a fifth-grade schoolyard bully since about halfway through the run-up to the election. But it seems I was giving him credit for at least four grades too much. Oh, darn!

  13. It’s what I’ve been saying since 11/9. He was more shocked at the “win” than any of us. He’d planned on spending the next eight years screaming about “crooked Hillary” on Fox, CNN, and anyone else who’d have him.

    But I don’t blame him for the pickle the rest of us find ourselves in. I don’t even blame the a$$holes who voted for him (mandatory bless their hearts). I blame the purity ponies (Bernie Bros for the most part) who voted Stein or Johnson, and the legion eligible, registered Democrats and Independents who stayed home. But most of all, I blame the Electoral College (in particular, the Electors from PA, WI, and MI) because preventing this kind of dangerous demented dung beetle from taking office is their ONLY job (no offense to dung beetles, who actually serve an ecological function, and many of whom are quite beautiful).

  14. I wonder how many of his followers realized that when Trump said “We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning” that he would be referring to a single, zombie win.

  15. joel hanes says:

    he will finally come to the conclusion that what he got really isn’t worth his time and energy when he could be out making “big bucks” and “making deals”

    The Donald’s POTUS act is a deliberate distraction, designed to hold our attention while the kids leverage the brand for maximum grift. He’ll hold out until the sanctions on Russia are dropped (he owes Vlad), and then skip with the boodle.

  16. What a shame this egotistical, immature, narcissistic thing is representing our country. He only feels comfortable (as he should I guess) with Fox, but then MSM picks up those adulations and spreads the nonsense to us all. What’s worse our little fat dictator is just dying to get into a war with another little fat dictator. I wish they would just break out the TOY soldiers rather than threaten nuclear bombs.

  17. Karen, to Trump and Co. the people in our military are toy soldiers.

  18. Tilphousia says:

    Can’t think of a sanitarium that wants POS cockwomble in it. And most don’t allow tweeting. His bratty behavior toward serious despots will start a war that won’t be fought with a few cruise missiles. Fine men and women will die. Or come home in pieces to be told that POS “always wanted a Purple Heart” and then forgotten cause cockwomble forgot to fund the VA hospitals. His corruption is legion! His administration illegal!

  19. L'Angelomisterioso says:

    @Bev#9- Have you figured how much of that “extra” time that tRUMPf has lasted he’s spent at Mar-a- lago? I’d wager it’s most of it, but I’ve also learned not to count on wingnuts to do what they say they will. Witness: Shun Sannity and the waterboarding he pledged to undertake or the Nuge who promised to be either dead or in jail were president Obama re-elected.Either would have been alright with me.