Here’s Why

February 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

People ask me why I keep watching Spicer’s press conferences if they upset me so much.

Here is my answer.


One day, he’s going to be saying something like this and then he’ll spontaneously combust.  It can happen.  I want to see it.

Thanks to VL for the graphic.

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26 Comments to “Here’s Why”

  1. “Blood is thicker than water.” OK–that doesn’t apply.

    “Cash is more profitable than patriotism.” OK–that covers it.

  2. Should have burned yesterday.

    Pre-view for the next Saturday Night Live.

    Donnie J SCROTUS administration, SAD.

  3. e platypus onion says:

    Sounds like the viagra pillz that snickered at the marijuana plant that wanted to be legalized. MJ plant wanted to know why the viagra pill felt that way and was told “we’re hard on drugs.”

  4. Neither Spicey nor the SCROTUS hisownself would recognize or understand Irony if she walked up and kicked them hard on their tiny inconsequential fingers. So to speak.

  5. Remember Ron Ziegler? Or Ziggy Ron as he ended up being called. He was pretty much the forerunner of Sean Spicer in the Nixon administration. Remember Nixon punching him in front of reporters and photographers as they ran away down a path in a garden, I believe on the west coast? Why do I think this was a dress rehearsal for the next crazy ass Republican President?

  6. JAKvirginia says:

    What? You were expecting something even remotely related to the truth? From this administration? Wow.

  7. Mah Fellow Murkuhn says:

    I’m glad you keep watching them and pass on the essentials to your clientele. I can’t do it, so I have to rely on you for the pertinent details.

  8. What he meant by that is Putin has Donny dress up in leathers and act out the “tough” part.

  9. I am able to watch neither Spicer nor Conwoman since I must keep my blood pressure from spiking, and my stomach from churning. Of course, Drumpf causes the same side effects.
    I opt to read the inane utterances and behavior, but must limit that too. There should be a health warning shown before these people take to the TV.

  10. I don’t watch any of these jackwagons for the same reasons as maryelle. But if one of them just blows up on live TV from the force of the lies inside, please tell me and I’ll go to YouTube.

  11. Tilphousia says:

    That press conference (if that’s what you want to call it) rates a “pants on fire”! My momma would say that Spicer will spend a lot of time in purgatory for all those daily lies. Of course cockwomble and the rethuglicans will be in hell for all of the evil they do and human misery they are and will cause.

  12. Never forget that the republicans gave us Nixon, GW and Trump(he who will not be questioned).
    And this is just in my lifetime!

  13. Yes, I am eagerly awaiting the spontaneous combustion during a news conference as was experienced while Slim Whitman yodeled during Mars Attacks.

    Meanwhile, Rachel is right, keep the eyes on the big prize in all this, i.e., the pending nuptials between Russia and Exxon.

  14. I’ve been meddling in politics since 1960 and this is by far the most entertaining show I’ve ever seen.

  15. Jane & PKM says:

    Donnie hasn’t gifted Ukraine or the Crimea to Putie yet. It’s been over 3 weeks now. This has been tough love for Putie and Rexxon Tillerson. They’re feeling much butt hurt and anxiety over their delayed prize money.

  16. Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, we appreciate you “taking one for the team” on this. Watching Snidely Spawn Pants is nearly as gruesome as soon to be ejected SkullAnus Wrongway.

    We prefer to wait for SNL to catch the news. The laugh track is addictive. Snidely Spawn Pants should consider a laugh track, when he pops to the podium for his uranium level irony.

  17. WA Skeptic says:

    I hate the sight of that man’s face and the sound of his voice. (DJT, I mean), but I can read the transcripts. If we don’t keep track of what he’s up to, he’ll f*** all of us over twice.

    The expulsion of Flynn is a good start, but a really important zit is Steve Bannon; he’s the really dangerous one.

  18. Pancho Sanza says:

    “The President has been incredibly tough on Russia”

    I think he meant to say “The President has an incredible hard-on for Putin.” or Russian Hookers, not sure which one.

    Either that or he mean incredible like “It is completely not believable in any way that The president has been tough on Russia”.

  19. treehugger says:

    “conversation” had reached a critical mass? I’m pretty sure it was toro de caca that reached a critical mass.

  20. treehugger says:

    caca del toro meant to say………

  21. I don’t mind watching Sphincter. He makes me laugh, maybe because I keep seeing Melissa McCarthy, a much better Sphincter than Sphincter is. I can’t tolerate the Orange Whore or KA Cadaver, who has too much skin on her face. I’m afraid they’ll kill my tv when I throw a brick at them.

  22. e platypus onion says:

    Maybe Putin forced Donnie to sign a non-disclosure form where Drumpf can’t say anything bad about a brutal lover.

    That at least makes sense, kind of and it is something Drumpf is accomplished at doing.

  23. it appears to me that the Trump people scoured the countryside, searching for the stupidest people they could find, to fill all the appointed spots in their administration. they have succeeded beyond their wildest expectations.

  24. JAKvirginia says:


  25. Enough! Melissa McCarthy for Prez in 2020! She would mow down the opposition like no one would believe!

  26. JAKvirginia says:

    Spontaneously combust? Then those peeing Russian hookers will come in handy! Unless, of course, they take one look at Jello Spice and say “Nyet!”