Here’s The Deal
In just a little while, I will be getting on a big boat that will take me to a beach somewhere. I will not even be thinking about you.
I will be gone a week. Generally, you guys are unaware when I travel because there’s wifi everywhere. Except on big boats. I won’t have email because I do not want to be pestered. My travel mates and I made a deal – no damn email or phone calls. I might – maybe – have wifi on a shore excursion. Other than that, all we have is Facebook only because we want show off. So, don’t send me email for a whole damn week.
So, DaChipster is taking over for this week. Enjoy!
Meanwhile, consider this a Talk Amongst Yourselves thread.
Just got my spit-ball machine out of the closet and need to get it cleaned and oiled in time to shoot daChipster with rapid salvos.
1But pestered? Pestered? PESTERED??? What kind of friends do you think we are? I am absolutely crushed.
2Rhea
That marinated fruit was healthy as mother’s milk when I last tried it. Of course I was about 21 or 22 at the time.
3Lynne, we are apparently pestulant.
Okay, soon as the mariachi band needs a break, the bagpipers and drummers are ready.
4Bon voyage! Bring back some sand to throw in the gears!
5I figure JJ needs a good send-off tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7swR8MATA0
6I’ll be the designated driver provided we’re all done and I’m back in n w iowa by 8 pm iowa time for beddy by.
7Darn, you started the party without me? No fair! and I brought the salsa, too!
8Help! Bail money needed. When they came back for $carah, they took me too. Hurry, please, when she wakes up she’ll start talking and that’s a fate worse than death. I didn’t have anything to drink at the party, but am getting inebriated from Palin’s fumes.
9Gramiam, count your lucky stars.
mb, the Spike jones salute to Hawaiia was soooo appropriate.
It made me laugh out loud and almost awakened you-know-who. Hope J.J. is enjoying herself.
maryelle, we’ll be over with every dime in Micr’s go-fund-me bail fund soon. It could be awhile, one dime at a time. Sorry, but spent the last of my cash on pastries for breakfast. Sadly a couple of the older gals thought we said pasties. It wasn’t pretty. One of the penguins had to club she-who-won’t-be-named like a baby seal. And, my credit card is maxed out from driving EPO back to Iowa. So many stops; old men pee like they drink – one sip at a time.
If daChipster doesn’t bring cash, will see what Primo can organize in the way of a jail break for you. Meanwhile, if $carah awakes take a lesson from the penguins. Club her.
10One of the local gendarmes said the penguin caught escaping on the lawn mower blew a .33. Wow! That’s one sh!t faced penguin.
Reminds me of a penguin joke only epo would truly appreciate:
a penguin takes his motor car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?” The mechanic says, “Just a few minutes.”
So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there, he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream.
Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the mechanic.
With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, “So how’s my car?” The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin says, “No, No, I was just eating ice cream.”
11Micr-that is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad (and hilarious).
12Makes me wonder how cowboys ever got off a hilltop as often as they had to stop and rest their horses.
13From my holding cell:
14Finally, order restored. Thanks for taking charge, Commandant Primo, in classic Drumpf style.
Micr, that made me guffaw! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
15SSHHHHHH! Primo isn’t looking! I’ve come with bail out cash (except for those pesky penguins!)and the party is back on! Everybody into the pool!
16Oh, Gramiam, you are a life saver. Thanks for bailing me out, but I think I’ll avoid that party scene if you don’t mind. Anyway, I can hear the mariachi band from here. Party on, penguins.
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