Helping Bubba
Some of you have asked how you can help with Bubba’s primary election. Here’s how.
Hazel
Hazel Lundy is our volunteer field director. She is running phone banks and block walks for us and two other candidates we really like. She has people willing to sit there for hours calling voters so she needs to feed them. This is Texas, you know. So, if you would put $5 or $10 in an envelope and mail it to her, she can keep the gumbo and chili coming and we can keep the phones ringing and the doors knocking.
I will tell you this. Hazel is so honest that you could play dice with her over the phone. If you don’t trust the mail, just make the check out to Hazel Lundy. And, if you would include a little note thanking Hazel for helping Bubba, I will love you forever.
Early voting starts February 16th and runs until election day on March 1st. That’s when we need the most help.
Mail it to: Democrats, POBox 785, Richmond, Texas 77469
(Under Texas election law, Hazel can raise $500 without forming a PAC. Hazel does not want to have squat to do with a PAC. She ain’t putting up with their crap.)
You guys are the best. No, wait. Hazel is the best but you guys are a close second.
Glad to help. Thanks for all your hard work.
1Hooray for Hazel. That was an actual song from the 60’s.
2We’re sending Hazel a thank you note with something to help defray her costs of feeding the volunteers. Added a special thanks for all she is doing to keep Mr. Bankston as your Democratic Party Chair.
3Does Don not have a campaign committee to which we can send money?
4The check’s in the mail. I can’t resist a Hazel. I just love that name!
Go Don!
5I woke up this morning not thinking about Iowa because that made me think about Ted Cruz. Oh gag. I woke up thinking about Bubba and his campaign. Hazel’s real purty too. Thanks for telling us how we can help. Food and toilet paper, right? That’s in my survival kit for campaign offices. Now if I ccould just get some affordable, working hearing aids so I could get back to phone banking, life would be zippy.
6Barbara, yes you can send money to Bubba. Check his campaign website. http://www.democratdon.com/contribute Pay Pal ain’t working real great so fill out the form, click PLEDGE at the bottom, and then send a check.
7No way to Paypal? I’m pretty sure I did that to help Glen.
8Oh, for Heaven’s sake, I just stuck a $20.00 bill in an envelope with a note card — if JJ says Ms. Lundy is as honest as the day is long, that’s good enough for me. I was a whole lot happier last century, but I’m trying to catch up as fast as I can. Best of luck to Bubba — if I could vote for him from Washington State, I’d do it twice.
9Thanks to all of yall. Bubba gonna make this a landslide cause if he doesn’t I’m going to have to change parties. Can you imagine me having to deal with the Trumpter…naw I’m going to work harder to get Bubba elected. Thanks again for all of the support, Don really appreciates it.
10Hazel, I’d almost be willing to risk all the discombobulation to the Democratic Party for the pure pleasure of observing you teach Das Donnie some manners.
11Eek! Let me clarify please. Das Donnie is the same as Hazel’s the Trumpter. Not to be confused with the man, Don Bubba Bankston, or as I call him, Mr. Bankston.
12Marge Wood: Cheap but very effective hearing aids (but legally not allowed to be called such) are to be found in the hunting and fishing catalogues. Or try “hearing amplifiers in Amazon, like this one for $31:
http://www.amazon.com/NewEarTM-Quality-Digital-Amplifier-Approved/dp/B00HJBM218/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1454882717&sr=8-1&keywords=ear+amplifiers
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