Heads Up UPDATE: It’s Working Now. Don’t Tell the Weirdos.

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There’s good news and bad news.

The bad news is that the Tell Juanita comments has not been working for about 48 hours.  So, if you sent me something, I didn’t get it.

The good news is that I’m getting disgusting, vicious, and vile comments from the oh so nice Christian people over at the Tea Party News Network and now I can’t get them.  Personally, I think they are the ones who broke it.  Those are perverted people over there, y’all.

I’ll let y’all know when it’s fixed.


P.S.  Here’s one of the nicer, and by nicer I mean no C, N, or F word, emails I got.  They think I’m Amanda.  And that I really am a hairdresser.  I get about 50 of these a day and most openly wish that Isis cuts my head off – right after they have sex with me.  Click the little one to get the big one.

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26 Comments to “Heads Up UPDATE: It’s Working Now. Don’t Tell the Weirdos.”

  1. I’m ba-a-a-ack.

  2. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Wow. Read some comments there. They’re a saucy bunch.

    Best line: “Please share on Facebook and Twitter if you think the Left would be outraged if someone did this to Barack Obama.”

    If only that was the worst thing ever done to President Obama by the RWNJs.

    We should send them some books about self-awareness but I’m not sure they could read or understand them.

  3. SomedayGirl says:

    Over at Wonkette they have a periodic feature called Dear S**tferBrains where the readers are treated to the best recent disallowed comments. We could use that because I’m sure you get some real doozies.

  4. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Awwww .. the little flying monkey wrenches were out for an airing. Whatever did you do to hurt their little feelers, Mrs B?

  5. Shame on me for following the link.. I lost far too many IQ points by going there and now I want to scratch my eyes out…

  6. Amazing what folks will say when they know you aren’t standing in front of them. Personally, I like cleft chins, male or female.

  7. “Your just a hairdresser.” (sic)

    “And I’m not an English major.”

    I wish they didn’t believe that education, good spelling, and correct grammar were “of the Devil.”

  8. Whoa! What do you do to get people so riled up?

  9. Dear Mrs. Bankston,

    I feel so sorry for you if you get fifty (!) of these misspelled, sociopathic, ignorant missives per day. I knew we were becoming a poorly educated people, but this new level of ignorance and bile is quite sickening. I sometimes despair of ever getting out of this slough of despond. I’m 79 and this level of ignorance is the worst I’ve seen since I was a young man, and I have met some pretty dismal people over the years.

    You are a gem and I hope you can keep your sense of humor through it all. I depend on you for a sane perspective.

  10. Those people are NOT Christians. They’ve never heard of Christ.

  11. Corinne Sabo says:

    I hope that individual’s new visit to a hairdresser is a bad one. We all know how us low wage people are.

  12. I’ll take having a “week jaw line” over being a slack-jawed yokel like this dude any day.

  13. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Note to Dave Laz. Dude! Your fear of intelligent women is preventing you from enjoying the beauty of some really terrific ladies. That’s your loss. Without a doubt, the ladies are missing nothing and benefit from not knowing you.

    Ladies of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., can you help Dave out with a knuckle wax?

  14. SomedayGirl says:

    I’m pretty sure ol’ Dave’s knuckles are hair-free, what with dragging the ground and all…

  15. Lordy, dumb as a box of rocks. The folks emailing you this crap obviously never heard the adage “Never get into a fight with someone who buys bandwidth by the terabyte.”

  16. He really can’t distinguish the role from the author? That’s like telling Al Kapp he’s a hick because he lives in Dogpatch. The mind reels.

  17. https://www.facebook.com/dave.laz.56 <— bwa ha ha! Web searching Dave Laz and vipcorp, a "one man operation" so sayeth his LinkedIn profile….a web designer that seems to specialize in primitives. Ain't he purty, ma?

  18. This numbskull is offering criticism? Wonder if he ever had an English compositon class? And I would really be concerned about that “week” jaw line! These clowns crack me up. Maybe some of us should just trot on over to their place and offer a few well chosen words. Of course, we could avoid the obscenity. Just mocking their syntax and grammar should be sufficient to offer several guffaws! Not to even mention their political savvy!

  19. So Dave Laz thinks he’s an expert on women on pedestals, and in so doing, has put himself on one as well, albeit a shaky one. Unfortunately he hasn’t yet grasped the difference between your and you’re and doesn’t get the idea of political discourse.
    He seems stuck in junior high where physical insults are the
    only wa(short of profanity) of expressing disagreement.
    His biggest mistake is in not knowing that WE put Juanita Jean on a pedestal because of her wonderful grasp of politics, humor and community. He has absolutely nothing intelligent to add to
    intelligent discourse so perhaps he should save his witticisms for some other venue.

  20. If that’s one of the nicer ones, and you get fifty a day…. All I can think of is a riot in the monkey house, when they start throwing what monkeys tend to throw. JJ, I applaud your ability to let all that crap bounce off you and still smile.

  21. Well you know we love you. Put your fingers in your ears and shout Aloha.

  22. PKM, yeah, right after the back wax!

  23. The Dave dude shows what is wrong with many GOPTPers–they focus way too much on appearances and ignore substance. This is what led them to elect “W” twice and live to regret it. All of them saw him as someone they’d like to sit down and have a beer with, and now none of them even want to mention his name.

  24. These guys seem to hate grammar and spelling almost as much as they hate science.

  25. Hippie in the Holler says:

    WMDBS, Inc. should compare nutjobs with Jim Wright of Stonekettle Station, but for the good lord’s sake, do not let Mama read his replies. 20+ years in the Navy and a CWO to boot is not for the lady-like or faint of heart. Funny as heck, but not for the faint of heart. On a side note this Whois info is interesting, wonder if this is where tpnn is located. http://www.webboar.com/whois-email/dmlwY29ycEBzYmNnbG9iYWwubmV0

    Hippie in the Holler

  26. Hippie in the Holler says:

    Dear gawd, this is even better. Seems ole Dave is the admin at all three of the sites listed at the link above.

    Hippie, who is gonna quit stalking right wing nut jobs.