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Y’all, Eric Trump. Imagine if one of the Obama girls had something this butt ignorant.
The boy ain’t the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
December 05, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Y’all, Eric Trump. Imagine if one of the Obama girls had something this butt ignorant.
The boy ain’t the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
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When I first read this, I thought it was a joke or some Onion headline. How wrong I was. Guess I need to get used to this sort of thing. May the gods help us all.
1Well, at least he’s being consistent. Conservatives jump on the “lives matter” bandwagon whenever it’s convenient to sell their brand.
Examples:
“All Lives Matter” when Black Lives Matter became a thing.
“Blue Lives Matter” when Black Lives Matter became a thing.
“Life Matters” when women began demanding autonomy.
And now, “Children’s Lives Matter” when Democrats begin questioning snacilbupeR shenanigans regarding the election.
Because shaming Democrats and liberals is such an easy way to rile the base, don’tcha know.
2This is a Kodak moment- the only time ever a Drumpf will voice concern for a child not their own, and they are whining because it affects Drumpf’s bottom line.
3Well the fruit don’t fall far from the tree. Idjits
4Well, he thought they said “Rum” when they passed out “dumb”, and he asked for a triple shot….
5Guess Eric trump is a liar just like his father. Stands to reason that the turd doesn’t fall far from the butt.
6Hey Eric! Read the Twitter feedback. Freedom of speech is a bitch, idn’t it? Bwahahahahahaha…
7Caligula.
8@Henry
Caligula XXI in Dallas?
9“The boy ain’t the brightest light on the Christmas tree.”
the last bright light on that family’s tree was the old man, Fred. Of course, he was also an even bigger prick than the rest of them combined. The world is a better place for his absence in it.
10He’s the second broken bulb in a chain linked in series.
11I enjoyed the twitter comebacks on the linked page, especially the ones about how many children could be saved by Trump’s unpaid taxes.
12Oh, Nosferatu, don’t act like you care now. You only want to save those children so you can bathe in their sweet, sweet blood.
13He looks exactly like some of the Hitler Youth from the 1930s photographs. Expression, hair style…eyes…
14Genetics! Damn!
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