Goofy Chicks For Cain

November 30, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Anybody here remember Arizona State Senator Lori Klein?  The ditsy broad who pulled a hot pink handgun out of her purse and laser-sited the chest of a local reporter less than a month after the Gabby Gifford’s shootings?

Well, that’s the woman they got to defend Herman Cain.  Somebody stick a fork in him.

Lori Klein, an Arizona state Senator, told CBS News that she has known him for 12 years and he’s “never been anything but a gentleman — and I am not an unattractive woman.” She added that in politics, “we want a virgin to do a hooker’s job.” She also said that if Cain is innocent, he should sue White for libel.

I do not know where to start.  I feel sure that Herman Cain could come up with at least 50 or 60 not unattractive woman who he didn’t play touchy with, but up steps one of the craziest women on the planet.  I dunno, Lori, maybe he heard about your gun thing or maybe he’s just not that into insane asylum sex.

Thanks to Bruce for the heads-up.

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9 Comments to “Goofy Chicks For Cain”

  1. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    I’m neither a chick nor good looking but you can add my name to the list of people who Herman Cain didn’t fool around with.

  2. As Rogers & Hammerstein had Annie Oakley sing, “Ya kaint git a man with a gun.”

  3. Oh, Lori, you dear thing. It wouldn’t matter if you looked like a Victoria’s Secret model (no worries there). Hermie seemed to be attracted more to women he felt he had the authority and power to force to play nice with him. You might be seen as a little too independent. In fact, if you were a Democrat the Republicans would probably consider you old and uppity, at best.

  4. Herman Cain might be boorish, dumb and an Uncle Tom, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he has bad taste…this probably explains why he hasn’t tried to get frisky with you, Lori.

    Besides, pink handguns are tacky.

  5. Kellybee has it right. I would debate the “not unattractive” part.

  6. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Someone needs to explain to Lori that Herman Cain’s sexual harrassment/assault victims has nothing to do with looks. It’s all about power. Herman Cain said he was just “helping” them with their “financial” problems. That’s how he gains access – by offering assistance. Just like a pedophile starts by offering his “help” to single mothers whose son’s need a father figure in their lives. Herman Cain is an serial opportunist & liar which makes him a perfect GOP member and a horrible human being.

  7. “never been anything but a gentleman — and I am not an unattractive woman.”

    Sorry—I got nothing. It is too ridiculous to comment on.

  8. I like her hair.

  9. @ Edith Ann

    for a mop.