January 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
He must have been distracted. Look! A puppy!
1John Cornyn tees me off every time he opens his trap. Sometimes just when I see his ugly mug >:/
2I’d like to thank the Patriots for giving everyone with a sense of humor the opportunity to use the punch line “playing with under-inflated balls.” That’s not something I say a lot. But I think Sen. Cornyn might deserve it.
3Dishonest John. He’s the one who dropped human and civil rights from being considered by his Senate open-mike comedy show.
4It’s on par with his knowledge of most other subjects.
5Ha!!! You guys are the best! Ya’ beat me to all the fun stuff.
What inning is it?
6Doesn’t Cornyn belong to the Texas “Post Turtle” clan?
7It’s the seventh inning stretch (aka an outright lie (would that be a lying lie?)), and bogey-man Cornyn has opened his trap to make a 3-point shot from second base during half-time.
The world prays he won’t have a wardrobe malfunction on live TV.
8Hmm, must be confused or maybe not. The kickoff team does put the football on a kicking tee, just like golfers do with the golf ball.
9A kicking tee is nothing like a golf tee.
I have teed it up and teed off. Mostly teed off my bosses.
10Top 3 wingnuts in the senate are Mitch McCTurtle, John “Midnight Cowboy Barbie” Cornyn and John “Marlboro Barbie” Thune. Cornyn and Thune would prefer to play golf from horseback.
11@ eyesoars: “wardrobe malfunction”?
The barn door is open but the mule is dead.
12Wufff! The GOPers seem to have the Sock Puppet’s speech malfunction, which conclusively proves it is contagious! Prescription: quarantine them all!
13Thanks to the repub.s, we can spend the rest of our lives exploring mixed [mixtmeta-4’s] metaphors
14If they are “teeing off” who is caddying for Brady? And more to the point, will the head groundskeeper mine the field for gophers, considering that nobody trusts him or Bellie-ache?
15@ EPO Brokeback Fairways? And are you saying they really want to play POLO? (Damn, I think I’d pay to see it!)
16Oh lord if only his fringe would tangle and strangle him! (That would be a wardrobe revolution tho, right?)
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