Go Home, John, You’re Drunk

February 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s the freeking Department of Homeland Security, John.


Ho Boy, Isis really takes you seriously now.

Honey, can I do a citizen’s breathalyzer?

Thanks to Fenway Fran for the heads up.

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24 Comments to “Go Home, John, You’re Drunk”

  1. A congressional reporter said that Boehner’s pucker-up really meant “Kiss my a$$”. What I wouldn’t have given to be able to heave a chocolate pie (a la The Help) right in his face.

  2. And Scott Walker’s too!

  3. Republicans shame themselves and disgrace our nation…. yet the uneducated and willfully ignorant adore them….SMH.

  4. shortpeople says:

    Skeevy. And that’s all I’m gonna say.

  5. Speaker Boehner,
    Please come to Texas to visit. Relax. Have a few brandy and ginger ales, I know how much alkys such as yourself enjoy those. Drive out to see … whoever. I gotta Miranda Warning with your name on it.


  6. Marcia in CO says:

    Maryelle … I agree … a whole truckload of The Help’s chocolate pies … let them eat s__t!!

    When I saw John Bonehead’s puckerings and smoochy sounds, I though … well, that’s really friggen mature you stupd a-hole!! And folks around the entire globe will see that!! They are an embarrassment to themselves and to the USA.

  7. If… the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives had as much regard for the safety and security of the United States of America, as he seems to have for the State of Israel, …we would not be faced with a possible shut-down of our own Department of Homeland Security.

    And…. we certainly would not be having Bibi Netanyahu making speeches in the United States House next month …. regarding the safety and security of the State of Israel. and trying to involve himself in the foreign policy decisions.. of these United States..

    Boehner must have been in similar “kissy faced” shape when he issued that invitation… He needs a “minder”.

  8. Sleaze du jour!

  9. Boehner diminishes everything he touches and makes me wonder what the h-e-double hockey sticks IS the matter with Ohio. And he has the nerve to impugn the dignity of the president? Take a look in the mirror, buddy.

  10. That was so gross! What a disgusting man.

  11. e platypus onion says:

    These displays of wingnuttery ought to be enough evidence to convince all Dems and Independents to vote vote and vote for Dems. Such mockery of the foundations of our government is an insult to all Americans. Get off your duff and vote people. I stole that from Zyxomma. 🙂

  12. Lorraine in Spring says:

    That was so gross. It’s like he’s trying to be John Travolta or Joe Biden.

    Dude, get your own schtick.

  13. I suspect Boehner will cave. However, if he doesn’t a couple of hundred thousand people will not get paychecks right away. About 30,000 will be furloughed. I have to wonder how many of those people didn’t bother to vote. And how many voted Republican.

  14. Those twitchings of his face remind me of someone’s comment that Nixon always looked like a bunch of aliens had taken over his body and were arguing over who got to move the arms next.

  15. @e platypus onion: I don’t consider it stolen. Everyone in the WMDBS, in fact, everyone in the entire USA is invited to take my advice. Independents and Democrats owe it to the nation to make sure their registrations are current, and to vote in every primary and every general, every year. Zyxomma has spoken!

  16. e platypus onion says:

    OT-Zyx,how did the job interview go? If need be you can ask JJ for my email address. Curious iowans want to know.

  17. Marge Wood says:

    Tother day I had a lot of young folks saying “We don’t vote. Our government doesn’t work any more. Why vote.”

  18. Marge, tell them that’s one of the reasons WHY it doesn’t work. (And people electing Republicans who are out to prove it doesn’t work is no help.)

  19. As for the importance of voting, I’d like to add a proviso. That roughly one billion dollars that the Koch brothers have earmarked for the elections will buy them all the hackers they can find. All of our voting machines are now electronic, and hackable.

  20. e platypus onion says:

    which is why we need to go back to paper ballots so there is a readable accurate trail of voters/ballots, grammy97.

  21. e platypus onion says:

    In order to do this,Dems need to get off their duffs and get their friends and neighbors to the polls and take back local and state offices,then we can get paper ballots back.

  22. Eeeeuwww! Scuse me. I need a shower.

  23. Marge, and everyone – When anyone tells you they don’t vote because the government doesn’t work
    2) Ask them if they REALLY don’t care if they don’t have a say.
    3) Remind them that if they don’t participate they don’t have a right to complain.

    Just my considered opinion.

  24. innerlooper says:

    Control the infotainment
    adjust the ed. or infocation

    sell the cake eaters a collection device of their choice &
    press record for the never ending monitor or demographic adjustment algorithm.

    Mom & Pop capitalism deals locally & is someways better than Shark Tank exploitation.