Get Your Tin Foil Hats Right Here, Folks!

April 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember those people who ran around saying that Janet Reno had black helicopters that were going to spew drugs on us to make us all zombies and then put us in re-education camps?

They’re baaaaaack.

Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate.

Oh, and that’s just the opening paragraph.

The night before Breitbart died, WND senior staff reporter Jerome Corsi arranged for Breitbart to interview Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who the very next day held a news conference to announce there was probable cause to believe President Obama’s birth certificate released on April 27, 2011, was a forgery, as well as Obama’s Selective Service Card.

Then, get this!, a coroner in Los Angeles, who may or may not have worked on Andrew Breitbart’s  case, died from may or may not have been poison.

Then, on the very same day that Joe Arpaio was going to hold a press conference that Obama’s birth certificate was a forgery, Michelle Obama ate tuna fish for lunch, the same thing that Andrew Breitbart had for lunch and she did not die!

Okay, so I made up that last part, but you didn’t know it until I told you, did you?

And these people do not understand why we don’t want them to govern.

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8 Comments to “Get Your Tin Foil Hats Right Here, Folks!”

  1. they are the same one’s that holler media conspiracy when a news story show how idiotic they are behaving. My friend who used to work for a newspaper assures me that media conspiracies are nearly impossible, hell they can’t even agree on where to go to lunch.

  2. More people with too much time on their hands and not enough to keep their brains busy with things that are truly important. The fact that the newspapers (2) also announced President Obama’s birth is never mentioned in these birth certificate conspiracy theories. And since he is younger than I am, Hawaii was a state, so they can’t use some spurious argument about Hawaii being “just” a Territory.

  3. Obama’s insidious plan to assassinate Breitbart through a decades long process of potato chips and fried foods is just another example of how deep this Manchurian Candidate is embedded.

  4. The best argument I can think of against the notion that Andrew Breitbart was murdered is that no one would have bothered.

  5. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    So what they seem to be saying is that not-so-bright-Bart-Simpson found evidence that the birth certificate had been forged and he decided that the only person who could be trusted with this information (aside from whoever had it hidden away where he could find it) was Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Only someone found out he had told Joe so they killed Andrew instead so that it would shut him up and frighten that lily-livered Sheriff dude into keeping mum. Only someone in the coroner’s office did an autopsy and they discovered something so that the people who are trying to keep this all under covers had to kill the coroner’s associate — presumably to remind Joe that he needs to keep his yap shut. And they used a Tardis to zip through time and space and accomplish all of this undetected except by the people who put 2 and 2 together and came up with M-U-R-D-E-R because those Colombian prostitutes had let the cat out of the bag.

    Makes perfect sense to me. I don’t see why this hasn’t become common knowledge by now.

  6. Yeah, well, folks who read World Nut Daily get their daily dose of nuts every single day. Sometimes twice. Wouldn’t want to wear off, ya know.

  7. Marge Wood says:

    Sigh. There oughta be daily cartoons and I don’t mean Jon Stewart, of this sort of baloney. I mean four full pages of nothing but cartoons and clowns and all that stuff.

  8. @Wally: Not only that, but I heard AB was a heavy drinker. And he seemed to have quite a temper. It’s amazing he lasted as long as he did.