Fun With Guns: Remember That Scene in The Godfather? Edition
Let’s whisk our thoughts to the state of Missouri where, according the official news reports, they now have indoor bathrooms at the state capitol. Not particularly safe bathrooms, mind you.
A Missouri House staffer reportedly left a loaded gun in a public restroom in the state Capitol last week.
According to a Capitol Police incident report, a Kahr CM9 9mm pistol – later claimed by House Speaker Tim Jones’ legislative assistant Dave Evans – was found on top of the toilet paper dispenser in a men’s restroom in the Capitol basement Friday. The incident report states that the gun “was fully loaded with one round in the chamber and six rounds in the magazine.”
I do not know why Mr. Evans felt unsafe in a building full of armed guards.
All I can figure is that maybe Michael Corleone was supposed to find it.
This isn’t the statehouse with the foot washing basin is it? Maybe he figured he’d kill him a muslim or two if he came upon them washing up.
1A new brand of Republican laxative? I’m sure it scared the crap out of whomever found it.
2If people demanded permission to carry live grenades in public, just possibly more people would see how stupid this is.
3Also anyone dim enough to leave a loaded gun in a bathroom stall obviously shouldn’t be carrying one. Why is the gun loaded anyway? Does he expect to have to shoot someone at a moment’s notice inside the state house?
Okay, granted there are some people in the US Capitol that I wouldn’t mind having a shot at, especially this week….
4If carrying one makes it grow, does losing one make it shrink? Enquiring minds want to know!
5Was ex Idaho Senator Larry Craig in the building?
6I’m female. Is that why I don’t understand what part of male peeing requires pulling out a loaded gun?
7Well, damn! Isn’t it obvious? The men’s room in the Missouri capital isn’t safe!
You have to lock and load before . . . mama! stop me before I make somebody blush!
8For those times when Viagra isn’t enough to get Peter Gunn’s attention. The dude remembered the make,model and how many bullets were in said gun,but he couldn’t remember where he left it?
9More must be going on in that bathroom than meets the eye: tapping feet, peep holes, toilet paper tickling? let’s get to the bottom (pun intended) of this!
10Maybe Missouri women are lurking around the Capitol bathroom in hopes of having legitimate rape with a congressthing. Bio’ally speaking you can figure low I.Q.=even lower sperm count which means virtually no chance for either party to get preggers. What the hell,go for it.(We’re talking rwnj here so I couldn’t,in good conscience,put logic in biologically. My bad)
11Round in the chamber?
12“How I Got Licensed to Carry a Concealed Gun in 32 States by Barely Trying”
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/09/concealed-carry-permit-guns-utah
13Maybe RWNJ should be reworked to be Right Nut Wing Job …
14> Round in the chamber?
…if you know what I mean.
(Unless that ’round’ is an adjective, rather than a none…brings to mind that old slogan ‘Long in the leaf, short in the can!’)
15What was he doing in the stall?
16We can only assume that he didn’t have the required equipment one usually needs in the stall of the men’s room and instead carries a “spare” you-know-what; after all, that is what those things are, for some guys…
People packing are simply too stupid to be packing…but no one tests for that.
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