Fun With Guns: Hot Butt Edition

June 03, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

And it wasn’t even that good a back flip.

 

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

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  1. The STOOOOPID! It HURTS!

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  2. Anybody who can drop a loaded gun that can go off should not be allowed to carry a gun. Why is this even an issue? “He needs to carry a gun for his job” is not an adequate excuse.

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  3. Jane & PKM says:

    St00pid and ‘cleverly’ captured on tape in case his employer was not already aware of the level of this guy’s st00pid. Another highlight as to why similar insurance that covers homes & vehicles should be required for gun owners. Imagine the fun insurance adjusters would have fielding these claims. Another field of hobby for Alfredo, too, collecting and categorizing dipwad reports.

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  4. slipstream says:

    Aha! Now we know! DANCING causes school shootings!

    Cue the mayor from “Flashdance.”

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  5. slipstream says:

    Correction: mayor from “Footloose.”

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  6. How long will it take for the weaselheaded f**knuggett to pounce on this as another excuse to slam the F.B.I.

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  7. Jane & PKM says:

    P.P., count on the ***king moron to arrive at any conclusion except that guns & bars are not a good pairing. Unfortunate this incident wasn’t one of Donnie’s SS escorts on one of the too many trips to one of his Mara-Grift-Holes. Give it time; the taxpayer dollar free spending weasel vacations most every weekend on our dime. Extra point if & when that stray bullet lodges in the proper posterior.

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  8. Jane & PKM says:

    Request for all you more gifted word slingers, please help me be better prepared for the next snacilbupeR false equivalency slinger of their ‘victim’ special snowflake covfefe. It’s like this, when forced to explain why “all lives matter” isn’t a proper response to Black Lives Matter, the frustration can outrun my vocabulary. Some st00pid idjit was ‘mansplaining to me (lucky for him, it was me and not Jane) that his preciousness would have been excoriated for what Samantha Bee said. Really?! How hard is it to comprehend that there are some jokes that guys can’t tell and words white guys shouldn’t use? Seth Meyers does a segment called “jokes Seth can’t tell” and has the appropriate person available to deliver the punchlines. I’m obviously not the most evolved or politically correct guy in the average room, but what gives with their apparent deliberate obtuseness?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0MIYCLLOo0

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  9. Sam in St Paul says:

    I’m sure some right wing troll has identified this idiot as a Hillary supporter.

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  10. It does not matter who you are, in what organization, or no organization at all, carrying your piece in the back of your pants is BAD PRACTICE (can be snatched more easily as well as falling out), and showing off in any way while armed is stupid. This guy was negligent. He is not the only LEO to have been careless and negligent with a firearm. LEOs should not get any breaks, any less scorn, when being negligent with a firearm…the more training you have, the more careful you should be, and the more aware of the effect of your behavior you should be.

    I would say if someone wants to attack the FBI on this basis that they should have it pointed out to them how many NON-LEOs have have “uinintended discharges” in the past year. The FBI should fire this bozo, and the local law should confiscate his weapon and charge him with negligence, but fact is far more plain ordinary citizens cause unintentional injuries with firearms than LEOs do.

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  11. And can you believe he’s an FBI agent (guaranteed to be GOP)?

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  12. @Jane & PKM

    Don’t know if this is what you want, but…

    https://www.theodysseyonline.com/analogies-black-lives-matter

    “Here are some of the best Internet analogies for why all lives won’t matter until black ones do:

    1. Bob is sitting at the dinner table. Everyone else gets a plate of food except Bob. Bob says, “Bob Deserves Food.” Everyone at the table responds with “Everyone Deserves Food” and continues eating. Although Everyone Deserves Food is a true statement, it does nothing to actually rectify the fact that Bob doesn’t have any food.

    2. Do people who change Black Lives Matter to All Lives Matter run through a cancer fundraiser yelling “There are other diseases too!”? Do they crash strangers’ funerals shouting “I too have felt loss!”?

    3. People who are passionate about saving the rainforest aren’t considered hypocrites for not saving all the trees of the world.

    4. When a house is on fire, no one shouts that all houses matter. Instead, they just water the one that’s on fire.

    The Black Lives Matter movement is the cancer fundraiser –– the rainforest –– the burning house –– Bob. The perfect retort to All Lives Matter? “Not yet.”

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  13. Attempted murder
    Cuff him, making sure to beat him down while telling him to stop resisting.
    Book him Fingerprint. No bail.
    General population.
    No excuse for reckless stupidity.

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  14. @K

    I can only speak of Texas law and procedures.

    Deadly Conduct, a Felony three

    Cuff him. Pat Search him. Transport him to the local County Jail. Jailers will book him and fingerprint him. State and national databases will notify of outstanding warrants based on name/race/sex/dob matches.

    The Justice of the Peace will arraign him by the middle of next morning. Depending on the depth of his roots in the community, bail in a F3 is very likely. Say no more than $75,000. A bonding company will deliver the bond mid-afternoon.

    Likely he will not be housed.

    Agreed: no excuse for his reckless conduct. Stupidity is not illegal, although it is a contributing factor in most crime.

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  15. Jane & PKM, I’ve been saying for a long time that gun owners should have to carry insurance (and be licensed and registered) just like car owners.

    One kick-back to that has been “there are too many guns out there, and a lot of people wouldn’t bother to insure them.” But I’m okay with that. If your gun stays home in its safe and never comes out and hurts anybody, I don’t care that it’s not insured. If you keep it in your nightstand drawer and nobody finds it so it never hurts anybody, I don’t care that it’s not insured.

    But if you carry your gun around where I can see it, I want the cops to be able to stop you, see your proof of insurance, and ticket you if you don’t have it. If you take your gun out of your purse while you dig out your car keys, I want the cops to be able to require proof of insurance.

    And if your gun comes out and damages people or property, I want your insurance to cover that damage. Or if you don’t have insurance, I want you ticketed for not having insurance, I want you charged with negligence, and I want you to pay for the damages–out of pocket, since you chose not to be insured.

    That doesn’t infringe on your “right” to “keep and bear arms” (which language the linguists are finding most surely meant to serve in the military/militias before we decided to have an army), but it does give us a little recourse for st00pid.

    And I’d think the insurance industry would be tickled to death to take your money.

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  16. WA Skeptic says:

    Exactly my thoughts; if insurance were required as part of being a gun owner, you’d be amazed at how high the premiums would be and how many people wouldn’t have guns.

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  17. fry1laurie says:

    To WA Skeptic:
    Yes, and medical premiums MIGHT go down (thanks, insurance industry) as well without all the accidents.

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  18. I support gun insurance too.

    Minnesota’s AG is Lori Swanson and I like most of what she does, but — she has an A+ rating from the gun terrorists/NRA. This weekend at the Democratic state convention she Did Not get the endorsement. My friend, Rev. Nancy Nord Bence, exec director of a gun safety org, Protect Minnesota, gave a wonderful speech pointing out Swanson’s reprehensible gun record while lauding another candidate. (I’m embarrassed that I can’t remember his name!) He wants to make firearms safer in many ways that TWMDBS supports. He Got the Democratic Endorsement! Woo-hoo! Thanks to a passionate speech and MN Democrats who want to keep our citizens alive, a clear message was broadcast loudly. Swanson plans to continue running till the August primary, but she got the point. It was a great moment for saving lives.

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  19. FBI Agent? Seriously? Well that ends his career!

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  20. WA Skeptic says:

    And he dances like some goofy white guy, too. How embaresskin.

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  21. oldymoldy says:

    WTF? He just casually walks off after shooting his gun in a crowd. this is obviously the new dumph fbi.

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  22. Old Quaker says:

    The dancer is a FBI agent here in Denver. The gun went off and hit a guy in the leg. Denver cops took him to a station and he was released to a FBI supervisor. You’ll be hearing more about this from late night comics tonight. I can hardly wait. The drip drip drip of irony.

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  23. Old Fart says:

    HOLY SHOT!!!

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  24. Lunargent. says:

    On the plus side, the bar is offering the guy who got shot free drinks for life.

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