Fun With Guns: Great Aim Edition

June 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Lancaster Township, where do-it-yourself vasectomies are all the rage.

A 25 year old in Lancaster spent his afternoon explaining this.

He picked up his .40-caliber pistol to put it away when the weapon accidentally discharged the bullet into his groin area, Sgt. Timothy Ponessa said Monday.

Nice shot.  And thanks for removing yourself from the gene pool.

Thanks to Wayne for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Fun With Guns: Great Aim Edition”


  1. JAKvirginia says:

    A friend of mine calls ammosexuals ‘dickless’. This is getting funny.

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  2. Hum, could he be a self-made pinata complete with handy hole for stuffing? I’m thinking these clowns run in herds there are so many of them. Texas, from Long Horns to Short Dicks, it has it all

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  3. is it ugly of me to laugh?

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  4. I have never understood as to why these brainless weaponized people do not get charged. Yes, I realize he is gonna get it in the patoot from his insurance company when they either raise his rates or drop him, but honestly!!!!!!!!

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  5. e platypus onion says:

    Had my vasectomy the old fashioned way- a dull knife and some no-salve.

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  6. All you guys out there with guns, Obama says that sticking them in the front of your belt or your front pants pocket, loaded and with the safety off, is a really, really bad idea, and if you do that, he’s gonna come and take your gun away! So be sure never to do that!

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  7. Rhea, that’s hilarious!

    So another ammosexual is playing Cowboy Bob and shoots himself in the nether regions. Oh wait! No. He was just picking it up to put away. Riiiiiiiight.

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  8. e platypus onion says:

    How does he explain the part where they say if you ain’t gonna eat it,don’t shoot it?

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  9. lunargent says:

    E platypus onion FTW!!!

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  10. UmptyDump says:

    Technically speaking, JJ, he removed any potential descendants from the gene pool.

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  11. Does ObamaCare cover treatment for this?

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  12. Lyntilla says:

    That article sure wanted everyone to know where he lives.

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  13. lunargent says:

    For the gunshot, sure.

    The stupid, unfortunately, is incurable.

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  14. maryelle says:

    Wait, this moron lives near me in Pennsylvania. Just goes to show we grow ’em stupid up here too.

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  15. e platypus onion says:

    You do realize how much larger a gun he needs now to “compensate?”

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  16. I have a name for big guns. It also works for Hummers and gigantic pickups owned by people who never haul anything bigger than a lawn chair and never get off paved roads.

    I call those things “Compensators.” That’s what I say when I see some ammosexual driving by in his shiny F 350 dually extended cab covered in chrome with rifles in the gun rack: “That guy is driving a Compensator.”

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  17. e platypus onion says:

    What could possibly rhyme with compensator?

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  18. e platypus onion says:

    Nice shootin’,horny wiltin’!

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  19. lunargent says:

    Debbo – I think you may have discovered the true meaning of the okd term “equalizer”, as well.

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  20. Zyxomma says:

    @EPO: Defenestrator?

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