Fun With Guns: But Does He Really Want to Live Edition

May 09, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Let’s give a Holy Toledo to Murad Hamedallah of Toledo, Ohio.

A man called the police to report that Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot as he was getting out of his car.

The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground.

When crews arrived, they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh.

Police found a bullet hole in his driver’s seat; the gun was found behind the garbage can on Manhattan.

The wound was self-inflicted.

Quote of the day:

Hamedallah was taken to St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo for serious injuries. He’s expected to be okay.

Okay?  Oh, I dunno about that.  He may live, but okay?  No, not okay.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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17 Comments to “Fun With Guns: But Does He Really Want to Live Edition”

  1. Rick Stelter says:

    Darwin approves.

  2. Every time I read one of these “I shot my own dick” stories I fondly recall attending handgun training in Arizona in the mid-1970s and its four simple rules of firearm safety. Rule number 2 still burned into my hardening brain, “Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.” How difficult is it to never point your handgun in such a way that your dick is downrange????????

    BTW I don’t recall having to be told either in training or anywhere else not to point my handgun at my dick.

  3. Sigh! Murad that was damn pointless!

  4. This is a glaring example of why we need both stricter handgun *and* penis laws.

  5. Never thought the Second Amendment would turn out to be so entertaining.

  6. Rastybob says:

    Rule #1 Never point a gun at anything you don’t want to kill.
    Rule #2 There is no such thing as an unloaded gun.
    This is not a rule but it should be. You should pass an IQ test to own a firearm.

  7. Maymoon says:

    I never thought the Second Amendment could be used as birth control!

  8. Jane & PKM says:

    Handgun, waistband, bad outcome. No. Please tell me it’s not so.

    Call it the fiscal conservative’s health care coverage for vasectomies. For the price of a bullet you save approximately $5000 in procedure fees. Wot? No, do not go there, because true believer snacilbupeR conservatives are hearing impaired, visually stunted, and basically ignore the long term costs. Or, in the case of Murad, make that foreshortened.

  9. It is ironic that people who carry penis-enlargers (guns) wind up shortening that penis with the extender.

  10. Marcia in CO says:

    Excuse me … all I could do was LOL when I read this. Poor Murad Hamedallah just blew his brains out and, surprisingly, he lived to tell about it!!


  11. An oldie, but still a goodie (Mama, turn the sound off):

    It would be nice if all the dick-shooting made some men pause and decide not to get a gun, or not to carry their binkie everywhere, but probably not. They end up shooting themselves because they’re scared of everything.

  12. Hasn’t Trump claimed credit yet?
    More winning?
    After all, the self inflicted victim’s name sounds kinda Moslem, so Trump’s anti-immigration policies must be working in an NRA approved self deporting attempt to leave the country, in a manner of speaking. Even if it may have been accidental. Freudian click, of the trigger, no doubt.

  13. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Sandridge says:

    An old taunt was: ‘Hey Billy Bob, whatssamatta, you need some lead in your pencil?’.
    Ol’ Murad sure stiffened his stubby pencil up with a heavy dose of lead, it’ll prolly misfire from now on. Too damned bad the round apparently missed his danglers, he might yet breed (if only via IVF).

    If his ammo was FMJ it would be bad enough, if he used an expanding, slashing hollowpoint: ouch! Plus the powder/charge burns (that expanding blast/gas is danged hot).

    Murad sure sounds Middle Eastern.
    And he was clearly trying to hide the weapon, and it sounded like he then tried to report an assault by another party. Hope they charge the dumbass.

  15. slipstream says:

    Hey! Give the guy credit for hitting such a small target!

  16. Cleaning out the gene pool one bullet at a time

  17. UmptyDump says:

    Apparently, this report came from WTOL Channel 11, the CBS TV network affiliate. Must have been a highly edited video report. The local daily paper is the Toledo Blade, which apparently ignored the story. Probably the wrong kind of weapon for them.