From Louie’s Mouth to God’s Ears

February 27, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, y’all, if you’ve been wondering who to blame for the Tea Party, I have an answer for you:  God Hisownself.

Explaining how horrible 2008 was for Republicans, Louie Gohmert explained

“In the ashes arose a group who felt they were Taxed Enough Already! Yes!” he exclaimed. “And I was asked by media, over and over, ‘So what do you think of the Tea Party?’”

“And I would explain, ‘They are an answer to my prayers,’” Gohmert recalled.

Oh yeah.  For real.  Louie has that connection.



Thanks to Frank for the heads up and John for the cool graphic.

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12 Comments to “From Louie’s Mouth to God’s Ears”

  1. daChipster says:

    Louis Gohmert: God’s earwig.

  2. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Loopy Louie, I asked this morning and you gohmerted. Atta Boy! We rely on you for our daily dose of gohmert crazy and a load of laughs at your expense. Again, Loopers, we are laughing at you, not with you.

    Now, a history lesson for you. “Gay marriage sounds like an ultra-contemporary idea. But almost twenty years ago, a Catholic scholar at Yale shocked the world by publishing a book packed with evidence that same-sex marriages were sanctioned by the early Christian Church during an era commonly called the Dark Ages.”

    Have your staffers do a little research for you, Loopster. Dark Ages, do you really want to go there? Word on the street is those were not good times for crazy gohmerts.

    Amusing in an ironic way that you of all people would call in God to brush on taxation without representation. That is exactly what we the taxpayers are experiencing, when you, Teddy Boy and your Tea Bag gohmerts shut down OUR federal government at a cost to us in excess of $24 billion.

    BTW Your ilk over in the Senate sure sent a gohmert of thanks to those of us who served in the military. 59-41, no benefits for veterans. Majority Rule. Does Harry Reid need to drop another nuclear option on you gohmerts?

    No to Veterans benefits, no to an almost liveable minimum wage, no to health care and the list of no becomes longer. The way you gohmerts are acting like a naughty child with a bad case of the “terrible twos,” your Republican rebranding effort might consider calling yourselves the Two Potty.

  3. Corinne Sabo says:

    I doubt God appreciates being blamed for the Tea Party. She will get Louie….

  4. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Corinne Sabo, by Loopie’s own reasoning, She may have to wait in line. Given his gohmert condition, the Loopster is already owned by the Prince of Darkness, Karl Rove and the Koch brothers. All due apologies for the redundancies, as I cannot separate the Prince of Darkness, Karl Rove and the Koch brothers. It’s a gohmert clique, but whether it’s four people or one is difficult to distinguish.

    On second thought, NAH. One mind shared by too many right wing air gohmerts.

  5. Marcia in CO says:

    I love the little inset of the green Louie with his little tentacles popping out of his head!

    Love DaChip’s “God’s earwig”

  6. The Tea Party? Not world peace or an end to famine? At least we know Louie will never become Miss America. (not to mention he’d have to work up with a talent for something)

  7. John’s graphics are amazing!
    I’m with Rick on this one. No crown for Gohmert.

  8. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Not so fast, Rick. Word on the internet is that there is a Loopy Louie in a dress in FL.

    Not being a tea drinker, can’t speak as to how interchangeable these Tea Beggars are, but willing to take a wag at ten or more straws per brain. Conservative estimate.

  9. Tin foil was invented just for this guy!

  10. Ralph Wiggam says:

    Taxed enough already means:

    Our schools are good enough already because every child in Texas gets a top notch education.

    Our healthcare is good enough because everyone here is plenty healthy.

    Our roads are good enough because we have some in every town.

    We have full employment; nobody is hungry; and every Texan has a comfy home to live in.

    Yes friends, we have reached the apex, the Utopia where nothing needs to be improved or repaired.

    And that’s why we are taxed enough already.

    You believe me don’t you?

  11. donquijoterocket says:

    The answer to the which planet question is obviously the one with the rockiest surface that has the least oxygen in its atmosphere since Louie must have been dropped on his head/ suffered a severe hypoxia problem at birth. I can think of nothing else that would adequately explain his state of being.

  12. So THAT’S the sperm that won huh??