March 17, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
All good, however, I especially like the butt checking toaster one! LOL
1The first cartoon represents the “hope” that Donnie voters will wake up and realize that Obamacare and the ACA are one in the same. Generally that little ray of hope is extinguished by noon. Key word is ‘almost.’ snacilbupeR almost wake up to facts, then their autoimmune fact destroying systems pulverize any fact into the little factoids of their previously held myths.
Their latest in the Gish gallop lexicon is “proven fact.” We can’t prove that feeding a child improves their chances of successful learning, but they can PROVE a dead child’s learning curve will not decline. They’re sticking by that meme.
2Should any of you Texans need a giggle: https://wonkette.com/614318/satanic-temple-now-attacking-another-sacred-american-institution-spanking
3Spicer and General McMmaster have each apologized to Great Britain for Drumpf’s lies about their helping Obama wiretap Drumpf. Nothing from the cheeto itself.
ps fprmer Drumpf POS Flynn was being paid by some Russians before the election. He forgot to disclose this info.
4Love them all.
I do hope that toaster didn’t make her butt look big.
5The last cartoon perfectly captures our failing media which allows Trump and his sycophants to endlessly parrot lies started on Breitbart, Fox News and other sources of alternative facts.
The good thing, however, is that Trump has branded himself a liar. There is zero reason for us to take any of his claims at face value.
6I especially love the one of the GOP hunter who breaks Obamacare and then says “its broken”. They broke it when Rubio pulled subsidies and then yelled rates are going up!
7Plus, I don’t like big game hunters who kill endangered animals, just because they can.
And now, back to my calm and peaceful mind.
MSNBC has declared Angela Merkel the leader of the free world in the absence of US leadership…
8off topic, but the Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny slammed on Drumpf on the electric teevee today,
“Here in America, in your great country, 35 million people claim Irish heritage, and the Irish have contributed to the economic, social, political, and cultural life of this great country over the last 240 years. Ireland came to America because, deprived of liberty, deprived of opportunity, of safety, of even food itself, the Irish believed.
And four decades before Lady Liberty lifted her lamp, we were the wretched refuse on the teeming shore. We believed in the shelter of America, in the compassion of America, in the opportunity of America.”
9@ sybil wertheim:
Here in St. Pete, the Indivisible Group I belong to [standindivisible.com] is setting up a Death Panel in a local park. To be held a week from tomorrow [Saturday].
All details aren’t ironed out yet but we have decided:
45 will be on the panel along with 4 others: McConnell, Ryan, Rubio and one we haven’t picked yet. Bannon will be the Grim Reaper and pull the folks who will be pleading their cases for care off toward a cemetery — stage left.
And here’s my personal favorite: Rubio will be a cardboard cut-out of hisownself. Every time a decision is made by the panel, a person stationed behind him will stick a thought balloon up over his head. The message will alternate: “Present,” “Not Present,” “I don’t know,” “I don’t care,” “I’ve got mine — screw you,” and “How long till I can quit this job and run back to Florida?”
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As to the cartoons:
If the guy in the first one would take off his maga hat, maybe the blood could circulate up to his head and he would get a clue?
Or maybe not.
10Well, Trump said he would create jobs. For political cartoonists, apparently.
11Zyxomma, thanks for the link which I enjoyed very much.
Good cartoons. I couldn’t pick just one or 2.
Yesterday the Twitterverse was flooded with comments about the Leader of the Free World meeting Orange Whore. Girl is that ever true! Thank god for Angela Merkel! (That’s “Angela” with a soft “G” Orange Whore and the rest of you snacilbupeR idiots.)
12Micr, the words of Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny were so apropos of the spirit of being American. Well worth listening to him: http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2017/03/watch-as-irish-prime-minister-trolls.html
What a day for Donnie, as he fell to the withering gaze of German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
😀 Good luck tonight, SNL! So much material, so many choices, and that is just from Donnie on Friday.
Won’t reveal my sources, but the word is that Orange Foolius had a 175 yard putt today. Remarkable only in that it was at least 100 yards beyond his average drive.
13(Well, it was a fennec, but the President’s contacts made it look really big)
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