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In the 1980s, the military had its infamous $800 toilet seat. Today, it has a $17,000 drip pan.
Thanks  to [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/21/they-call-him-the-prince-of-pork-because-king-of-bullcrap-isnt-an-alliteration/</link> </item> <item><title>And This Is What He Says About People He Likes</title> <description><![CDATA[John Boehner, bless his little orange heart.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve never been shy about leading. But you know, leaders need  followers.  And we&#8217;ve got 89 brand new members.  We&#8217;ve got a pretty  disparate caucus. It is hard to keep 218 frogs in a wheelbarrow long  enough to get a bill passed.&#8221;
&#8211; House Speaker [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/21/and-this-is-what-he-says-about-people-he-likes/</link> </item> <item><title>I Can See Kansas From My Front Porch</title> <description><![CDATA[Oh y&#8217;all, I am semi-convinced that God is snake biting Sarah Palin until she quits using his name in vain, which is pretty much every day with her moral superiority and tight leather dominatrix jackets.
In Texas, we have a hotly contested race for the Republican Senate seat between a Regular Money Grubbing Republican, David Dewhurst, [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/21/i-can-see-kansas-from-my-front-porch/</link> </item> <item><title>Bitchin&#8217; Betty and The Sequined Backhoes Makes Good</title> <description><![CDATA[Long time customers will want to know that an original member of my band, Bitchin&#8217; Betty and the Sequined Backhoes,&#8221; was elected a national delegate to the Democratic convention in September yesterday.
Fenway Fran opened a franchise in Washington State and was elected yesterday.  Fran plays the heavy metal marimba in the band.  Rumor has it [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/21/bitchin-betty-and-the-sequined-backhoes-makes-good/</link> </item> <item><title>Local Stuff</title> <description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been following local Fort Bend County races, this will crack you into more pieces than Aunt Bessy&#8217;s two table jigsaw puzzle.Craig Brady has taken campaign contributions from man convicted of a felony and other man who plead guilty to a felony.  The entire sheriffs department under Brady&#8217;s leadership has so much nepotism that [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/20/local-stuff-6/</link> </item> <item><title>Read The Damn Book, Joe.</title> <description><![CDATA[My granddaddy used to say that a literate man in Texas is one who knows the difference between a quote from Shakespeare and one from the Bible. If you throw in Ben Franklin and Sophocles, you obviously have a degree from Rice University.
That would not be Smokey Joe Barton.  You will remember Congressvarmint Barton as [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/20/read-the-damn-book-joe/</link> </item> <item><title>Kesha Rogers is a Silly Little Girl</title> <description><![CDATA[We have this silly little Lyndon LaRouche (read: cult) candidate running for United States Congress in my county as a Democrat &#8230; who wants to impeach President Barack Obama. Yeah, you read that right.
The Texas 22nd is Tom DeLay&#8217;s old district and solidly Republican.  Democrats rarely bother to run anybody for the seat so Kesha [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/20/kesha-rogers-is-a-silly-little-girl/</link> </item> <item><title>But You Never Hear About JP Morgan&#8217;s GOOD Investments</title> <description><![CDATA[I think the news about JP Morgan is very lopsided and unfair.
Oh sure, they lost $3 billion and their CEO lied to investors about it.
But they did make some good, wise, and highly profitable investments.  Click the little one to get the big one.
.I swear to all that is sane, we should make members of [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/19/but-you-never-hear-about-jp-morgans-good-investments/</link> </item> <item><title>Lester &#8220;Bubba&#8221; Carpenter and His Coathanger</title> <description><![CDATA[I want y&#8217;all to meet a guy.  His name is Lester &#8220;Bubba&#8221; Carpenter and he&#8217;s a Mississippi State Representative.
I am going to refuse to call him Bubba.  Bubba is a term of endearment in Texas.  Every woman who really loves her Texas man calls him Bubba Darlin&#8217;, because in Texas a man is required to [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/19/lester-bubba-carpenter-and-his-coathanger/</link> </item> </channel> </rss>
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