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version="0.92"> <channel><title>Juanita Jean&#039;s</title><link>http://juanitajean.com</link> <description>The World&#039;s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:25:08 +0000</lastBuildDate> <docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs> <language>en</language> <item><title>And They Want To Do Away With The Department of Education?</title> <description><![CDATA[.
Proof that Tea Parties make you stoopid &#8212;-The sign says that is paid for by the West Fort Bend County Women&#8217;s Club PAC.&#8220;No such organization is registered with the Texas Ethics Commission,&#8221; Juanita reports.  &#8220;If there was such an organization, I would be a member because I fit all the qualifications. I live in the [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/05/and-they-want-to-do-away-with-the-department-of-education/</link> </item> <item><title>Why It Is Wonderful to Live In The South</title> <description><![CDATA[.It&#8217;s Labor Day and the Cracklin&#8217; Truck is here!
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Thelma, who is a provisional member of the Belles of Heaven Republican Women&#8217;s Club, gets all manner of subversive mail at the beauty salon, which she uses as her permanent address because the mail is not as safe as you&#8217;d suspect at her home -  Clyve&#8217;s Happy Campers Trailer Park and Adult Movie Rentals.
This one [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/03/god-guns-and-whaaaaat-hillary-clinton/</link> </item> <item><title>Friday Weekend Kickoff With Material I Didn&#8217;t Write But Just Flat Love</title> <description><![CDATA[.
Did you know that… The words &#8220;race car&#8221; spelled backwards still spells &#8220;race car&#8221;?
and&#8230;
did you also know&#8230;
&#8220;Eat&#8221; is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its past tense, &#8220;ate&#8221;?
and&#8230;
And if you rearrange the letters in &#8220;so-called Tea Party Republicans,&#8221; and add just a few more [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/03/friday-weekend-kickoff-with-material-i-didnt-write-but-just-flat-love/</link> </item> <item><title>Scientific Fact Proven in Texas:  Coward is Contageous</title> <description><![CDATA[.
&#8220;I always said,&#8221; Juanita begins on this rainy morning with her hairbrush in mid air waving around in circles as she does when trying to call the beauty salon to order, &#8220;that there were only two chances that any Republican would debate a Democrat in Texas &#8211; slim and none.  And slim is saddling up [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/03/scientific-fact-proven-in-texas-coward-is-contageous/</link> </item> <item><title>Friday Toon</title> <description><![CDATA[.
Click the little one to get the big one.
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I am probably the last person on the planet to find out about this really cool thing.  I usually am.
You can find out what Glenn Beck has warned us about.
It&#8217;s work safe.  Have fun.
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Juanita was standing in the middle of the beauty salon this morning holding a copy of an email that was forwarded to her by David.  David is a good liberal man raising an amazing teenager daughter, so this email got under his skin so badly that he gave Juanita permission to post it on the [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/02/girlfriends-this-man-needs-to-be-laughed-at-real-bad/</link> </item> <item><title>Local Republicans</title> <description><![CDATA[.
Our local Republicans will never win any award for making good yard signs.  First there was Tea Party County Commissioner Andy Meyers and signs for the 2002 election that gained him even the scorn of some in his own party &#8212;-&#8212;- which was just damn offensive.
Now, the best they can come up with is this [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/01/local-republicans/</link> </item> <item><title>Oops!  That Whole Blessed Are The Truth Seekers Thing Just Took a Nasty Tumble.</title> <description><![CDATA[.
I know this is going to come as an enormous shock to the customers at Juanita&#8217;s Beauty Salon, but I have been tapped as the person to tell you that Glenn Beck is liar.
Juanita just can&#8217;t bring herself to say his name.  She calls him Buffalo Bob and his fans The Howdy Doodys.  &#8220;None of [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2010/09/01/oops-that-whole-blessed-are-the-truth-seekers-thing-just-took-a-nasty-tumble/</link> </item> </channel> </rss>
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