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It&#8217;s worth a thousands words.
Thanks to Thomas for the heads-up!
]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/05/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes/</link> </item> <item><title>Just a Little Fraud Among Friends</title> <description><![CDATA[You know how Republicans are all pissy about hoochy-koochy, not even wanting sex education in the schools?  And the next thing you know, another Republican man gets caught doing really perverted stuff?
You know how Republicans are all pissy about voter fraud, claiming we steal elections with our massive voter fraud machine?  And the next thing [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/04/just-a-little-fraud-among-friends/</link> </item> <item><title>Economic Justice</title> <description><![CDATA[I have not shopped at JC Penny since I was in junior high school, but I am marching my butt to JC Penny&#8217;s this weekend and spending some damn money. I hope they have shiny stuff.
The One Million Moms organization, an extension of the American Family Association, called on members to urge the company to [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/03/economic-justice/</link> </item> <item><title>Because There&#8217;s No Quittin&#8217; for Strong Women and the Men Who Really Love Us</title> <description><![CDATA[CNN is reporting that the Susan G. Komen Foundation is reversing its decision on Planned Parenthood.
Well done, my friends, well done.
And a special thank you to Cecile Richards for being a class act throughout this entire ordeal.  She made Texas women Texas proud.]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/03/because-theres-no-quittin-for-strong-women-and-the-men-who-really-love-us/</link> </item> <item><title>Friday Toon</title> <description><![CDATA[
]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/03/friday-toon-78/</link> </item> <item><title>So His Punishment Should Be A Ceremonial Presentation of a Thesaurus?</title> <description><![CDATA[Down in League City, Texas, which after the next hurricane will be a coastal city, the city manager, one sparkly white guy named Rich Oller, had a little slip of the tongue.
He said the N word.  In a city facility.  Out loud.  And it is suspected that he was sober at the time.  Now, I [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/03/so-his-punishment-should-be-a-ceremonial-presentation-of-a-thesaurus/</link> </item> <item><title>I Have a Headache</title> <description><![CDATA[Alabama State Senator  Shadrack McGill has given me a splittin&#8217; headache.
In the DeKalb County Times-Journal this week, McGill says that the answer to about half the Alabama legislature being under indictment for kickbacks and bribes is to pay them more.  He says that their salary of $47,500 a year makes them susceptible to taking kickbacks [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/02/i-have-a-headache/</link> </item> <item><title>A Lesson Learned</title> <description><![CDATA[As most of you have heard by now, most experts believe that Karen Handel&#8217;s decision to dump Planned Parenthood from the Susan G. Komen Foundation has been seen as the complete destruction of all the hard work done to get the Komen Foundation a recognized and respected organization.  Overnight.  Ka-boom.
AmericaBlog has a re-tweet of Handel&#8217;s [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/02/a-lesson-learned/</link> </item> <item><title>I Wish To File A Formal Complaint With the Republican Party</title> <description><![CDATA[Dear Republican Party,
I&#8217;ll make you a deal.  I&#8217;ll stay out of running for President if you&#8217;ll stay out of political humor.
Love and Fried Okra
Juanita
]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/02/i-wish-to-file-a-formal-complaint-with-the-republican-party/</link> </item> <item><title>We&#8217;re Doing It Because We Love America</title> <description><![CDATA[It is beginning to look like Texas is going to sit out the election this year.
I know that comes as a relief to you folks from foreign states.
However, I wouldn&#8217;t mind having an election.  Sadly, I&#8217;ve grown accustomed to it, even though Texas Democrats haven&#8217;t won a statewide election since Elvis died.  Lord, people, we [...]]]></description><link>http://juanitajean.com/2012/02/02/were-doing-it-because-we-love-america/</link> </item> </channel> </rss>
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