Rumor has it that Leo Burman is going to introduce a bill in the Texas Lege like the one in Arizona where you have to present papers proving that you are in this country legally.
Juanita has her papers ready:
“Babe, if they ask me for my papers, this is what they are getting. Sugar ain’t playing this game, Honey. They are going to have to haul my butt to the jailhouse,” Juanita promises.
Thank God the Lege only meets once every two years. It takes that long for the nuts to ripen.