Donald J Trump VS Jesus H Christ
Mark Lee explained that he love that Trump’s idea, “America First” and that the president is not a politician. “He’s there for the little guy,” added Lee. He went on to say he loved that Trump was draining the swamp and that the millionaires in Trump’s cabinet were not politicians.
Lee went on to say that he trusts the president so much that if Jesus Christ himself got “down off the cross to tell me Trump is with Russia, I’d have to check with Trump.”
Yes, of course, Lee calls himself a Christian.
Okay, let’s check the non politicians in Trump’s cabinet. Jeff Sessions, Wilbur Ross, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Elaine Chou (wife of Mitch McConnell), Nikki Haley, Dan Coats, Sonny Perdue, Ryan Zinke, Scott Pruitt … no, no, wait. Those are the politicians.
That only leaves Rex Tillerson, James Mathis, Steven Mnuchin, Betsy DeVos and, Honey, those guys are the swamp.
Let’s talk about Jesus now. Jesus, Lee, what he hell is wrong with you? You sure got yourself a man crush on Trump.
I figure Lee is purposefully trying to get into hell so he can stay with Trump.
Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.
I think when you check with Trump about what Jesus says rather than vice versa, your a Trumpian not a Christian.
I hope he looks forward to celebrating this holiday season, an astroturf putting green in his living room decorated with a cup in the middle, which after family and friends sink their shot says electronically, “You’re a winner!”
The Spirit of the Season
1Hey, Juanita Jean? The woman who was arrested by your sheriff for his hurt feelings over her Donald Trump truck sticker has added the sheriff to her sticker.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/11/20/1717247/-Sheriff-arrests-woman-for-anti-Trump-decal-on-truck-she-adds-the-sheriff-to-the-decal
2James, catch up! We move fast here! https://juanitajean.com/when-one-is-not-enough/
3Mark Lee is dire need of duct tape.
4“Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the sound.”
Ms. Jean,
Sorry about that. I guess I am trying to keep track of too many things at a time. I missed that article.
5One question for Mark Lee: is your state of mind somehow exorcism related or lack thereof?
6Ben Carson really isn’t a politician. He’s never been elected or served and the only thing he’s run for is President. His former boss says he was a great surgeon even if he says incredibly goofy stuff.
7Wally:
8And don’t forget, Carson performed phenomenally separating Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear. Stuck on You will go down as a landmark as a surgical procedural documentary.
Other than the whole losing them and then finding them fiasco. Obviously.
9Mark Lee: superstratospheric sucker-upper. And no, Mark, if you end up in hell next to Trump he is still not going to see you. After all, you don’t look at all like a knee high stack of thousand dollar bills.
10The faithful have waited for a couple thousand years for Jesus return. Jesus has looked us over and said “No way”.
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