Day-um, Girl

December 28, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


This is not political but I didn’t want you folks from foreign states to ever make the mistake of messin’ with a Texas woman.

Juanita says she’s been mad enough to eat bees, but she’s never had a fit and then fell in it like this little filly did.

In an altercation that put us in mind of Jerome Ponette, it all started with a squabble between two strippers over something one of them likely believed the other had stolen.

Before it was all over, two men would be writhing in pain in the parking lot of a Southwest Houston strip club. They would allegedly be put there by 24-year-old Crystina Becerra, one of the two dancers in the spat over the missing item.

“Damn, I once had a woman take my man and I didn’t try to kill people,” Juanita ponders, “so I’m wondering what the heck tarnation the other stripper had stolen.  I’m betting it wasn’t an encyclopedia.”

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