Centerfold Dick

March 23, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh yeah, Dick Cheney is doing a Playboy interview.  I guess he wanted to be among all those other boobs.

I really don’t know what else to say.

I thought it was one of those satire things.

No, siree, he’s blameless, flawless, and as judgmental as ever.

“I look at Barack Obama and I see the worst president in my lifetime, without question — and that’s saying something. I used to have significant criticism of Jimmy Carter, but compared to Barack Obama and the damage he is doing to the nation — it’s a tragedy, a real tragedy, and we are going to pay a hell of a price just trying to dig out from under his presidency.”

Dick!  Dick!  Get a damn mirror, you cloistered son of a motherless goat.

cheneyI cannot begin to imagine what rattles around in his empty head.  In August of 2011 he said his book was going to have “heads exploding” all over DeeCee.  That did not happen.  Everyone said, “Crazzzzzy Uncle Dick is bloviating again.”  He thought the “last throes of the insurgency” was just around the corner where “we will be welcomed as liberators,” so who cares what he thinks now.

When Cheney left office his approval rating was 13% and it hasn’t come up one damn point since then.

He’s a damn criminal at home and abroad.  I am certain that President wears Cheney’s disapproval as a badge of honor.

Sumbitch.  He’s a sumbitch.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

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  1. Marcia in CO says:

    Dick Cheney is just another Donald Trump without that animal thing hanging out on his head!! Point the camera and mic in my direction ’cause I need some attention right here!! Bloviating … it is definitely the perfect word to use for these two bloviating bovine asses!!

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  2. So he is for the support of porn???
    Not that I consider Playboy porn, but guess who does and also are the largest purchasers.

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    War criminal says what?

    A microphone is the wrong accessory for Darth Dickey. He needs to be outfitted with a pair of those silver bracelets with the chain connection.

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  4. Why is anybody paying any attention to what this thing says? How many deaths, American and Iraqi and others, is he responsible for? How many trillions of tax dollars were wasted on his war, instead of being used to improve the world and make people’s lives better? I wish there were a Hell so he could burn in it.

    At least MacNamara was sorry, after it was too late. This self-inflated piece of excrement never will be.

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  5. Mental institutions are filled with people who believe they are Jesus, or Napoleon, or a Pope from the 17th century. And yet, they don’t have room for one Dick Cheney who thinks he’s Dick Cheney?

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  6. Old Mayfly says:

    Dick Cheney was the worst US president in anybody’s lifetime. Cheney knew that lazy sociopath W. would not take full advantage of the situation, so Cheney choose himself to run/ruin the country. (Cheney being the energetic sociopath of the pair.)

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  7. Wa Skeptic says:

    “No More Ink For War Criminals” should be the next headline for that a&&.

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  8. “The damage he’s doing to our nation…” You mean like waging war based on lies, without paying for it financially; announcing “Mission Accomplished!” when it certainly wasn’t; nearly bankrupting the country and allowing the deregulation of those Wall Street robbers to steal savings and pensions from the poor and middle class?
    No that would be YOU. This President got the economy back on course, passed the ACA so more Americans than ever could have healthcare, brought down the cost of healthcare and the national debt and all the while you and your republican’ts obstructed him and even shut down the government.
    Time for the Dick to STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Sandridge says:

    All I can write here is: [Censored #$%^%$#@##%^&&*&^%$##$%^^&*&^%%$$$%^&&%$#$$%^&&*(**&^&&%%^&$$ ].

    And Old Mayfly makes a good point, Cheney did (finally, ha) select himself as VP, after being given charge of that assignment by the W campaign.

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  10. Old Mayfly has got stuck into my head the theme song from the cartoon “Pinky and the Brain”– “One is a [evil] genius, the other’s insane….”

    “What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?”
    “The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!”

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  11. e platypus onion says:

    Cheney is consistent. He is still in denial.

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  12. Okay, Dick, here’s one for YOU.
    Thanks to W I no longer consider Nixon to be our worst president. Most corrupt, yes, but dumbest, no.

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  13. @Rhea
    10-4 on Pinkie and the Brain…
    1. my favorite cartoon when I had kids watching cartoons
    2. IMHO totally based on the Bush 43 White House, regardless of when the cartoon was originally broadcast

    Good on ya for making the match.

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  14. Just as a I thought. OK, he hands tough on Afghanistan and Iraq, but it should have been personally shooting his friend in the face with a shotgun that shut this useless wad of DNA up forever, but that would mean he is actually sorry for what he did. Remorse and repentance are nowhere in this glob’s vocabulary.

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  15. Corinne Sabo says:

    Dick Cheney in Playboy is like me in Playgirl.

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  16. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Corinne Sabo, not true. With you we would look at the picture to say “she seems nice” and mean it. With Darth Dickey we say: llǝɥ uᴉ ʎɐʍ oN.

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  17. I look at Dick Cheney and I see the worst human being in my lifetime, without question — and that’s saying something.

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  18. Eisenhower warned us of the military-industrial complex. Deadheart Dick is a perfect example of what Ike was talking about. Halliburton made billions of dollars off of the Iraq war. And Cheney, being a former CEO and large shareholder in Halliburton, personally made millions off of the deal. It’s not like he needs the money. But like most of the 1%, he still always wants more! Turkey.

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  19. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Couldn’t you have written all of that without subjecting us to that perpetually smirking visage? Turns my stomach extra sour.

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  20. I hope Cheney accepts an invitation to speak outside the US, and is promptly arrested and dragged to the Hague, kicking and screaming through the perpetual sneer.

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  21. Teh Gerg says:

    Delusional Dick is delusional. Still.

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  22. Paul Haupt says:

    Cheney gives us a classic example of projection. Accusing ‘The Other’ of doing exactly what he did while in office, i.e., do everything possible to undermine democracy and tank the economy. He needs to invest in a mirror.

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  23. I agree with everyone else, andspecifically Sandridge:

    “All I can write here is: [Censored #$%^%$#@##%^&&*&^%$##$%^^&*&^%%$$$%^&&%$#$$%^&&*(**&^&&%%^&$$ ].”

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  24. Oh, one more thing. As Don A said, please spare us the gag inducing image. Please.

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  25. e platypus onion says:

    Angelina Jolie had her ovaries removed. Good for her. What does that have to do with today’s articles you ask? Everything, I answer. We need to take the Teds,the Johns,the Dicks et al of the UniBaracked States of America and remove their BLOVARIES so they bloviate no more. A guillotine would work wonders and there is no possibility of violating their free speech if they are incapable of speeching.

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  26. I make it a habit to tell myself that everyone in politics ultimately wants what is best for America deep down. They may be bat pooh crazy or morally/ethically corrupt, but they ultimate want what is best for America. I honestly believe Bush honestly thought he was doing what he thought was best. I can’t make that leap with Cheney. Cheney always wanted what was best for Cheney and unlike others (like say Cruz) he wasn’t delusional about thinking that what was best for Cheney was best for America. He wasn’t Vader, he was Palpatine. Unfortunately, his sithlike mind tricks are just strong enough to fool enough people into thinking his opinion is relevant on anything.

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