But Not To Worry About Entertainment. The Bard of Wasilla is Back.

February 29, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know what I love about Democrats?  Well, lotsa things, but the fact that where others see dread, we see humor.

They released some of Sarah Palin’s emails.  Instead of just letting them melt though the garbage can and the sub flooring, a guy named Michael Solomon put them in a book in free verse form.

Here’s the best part.  You can get an afternoon of entertainment for 99 cents.  No, I am not kidding.   99 cents.  Hell, that’s less than one dollar!

The kids over at The Daily Beast gave us a preview.

Are You Flippin Kidding???

Oh GOD help us.
Are you flippin kidding???
Todd doesn’t have $12 million
That’s something else,
I don’t know what it stands for
Put this is a statement,
Others have asked about my opinion
On this latest:
But I hadn’t seen it
So didn’t know it was this

Eat your heart out, Carl Sandburg!

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.

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9 Comments to “But Not To Worry About Entertainment. The Bard of Wasilla is Back.”

  1. I bet the “cease and desist” paperwork is on it way!! What a clever man, this Michael Solomon–this just made my morning!

  2. My personal favorite?

    “I know.
    And I just told someone:
    We’re not paranoid
    They really are after us!”

    Now that’s paranoia on a Nixon-esque scale.

    And to think…John McCain actually thought having her one heartbeat (or bad chili dog for lunch) away from the Presidency was a GOOD idea…

  3. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Wow, using the Queen Grifter for cheap entertainment. Classic. Nice job, Mr. Solomon.

    I can’t wait for future volumes like Mitt: Dazed and Confused from Whiplash.

    And Newt: The Passion of My Constitution.

    Rick Santorum: Man on Dog or Man on God: You’re Choice”.

    Ron Paul: Libertarianism Means Never Having To Pay Your Taxes.

  4. I’m afraid that if I read that book, my IQ would drop several points.

  5. We soooo need to see William Shatner reading this with a bongo player backing him up.

  6. daChipster says:

    Eykis just invented a new Olympic sport: synchronized spewing. To the vomitorium!

  7. When Santorum said that JFK made him throw up, I thought, Well, that evens us up. So I’ve already spewed, thanks.