BREAKING: Trump’s Major Policy Shift

May 27, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Yeah, yeah.  Saudi sword dances, the Pope, NATO, G7, blah, blah, blah.  Trump manhandles another NATO leader; rudely jerks Macron around with his famous Queens-style jerk and push handshake; runs out of gas and has to follow other G7 leaders while they stroll the streets of Taormina, Sicily in a…wait for it…golf cart.  Then he refuses to join in the consensus on the Paris climate accord.  What a 24 karat gold dick, right?  (Sorry, Momma, but it’s the only word I can think of today)

But that’s not the breaking news.  Here’s the breaking news:

See it?  Please tell me you see it.  For the first time in my memory, he actually buttoned his goddam jacket.  Famous for his 3-foot-long-cheap-made-in-Gīna ties, with which he attempts to cover that huge full-of-well-done-steak belly and not call attention to that massive, er, uh, rear terrace, he habitually stands in that weird slump with his suit jacket gaping open for all to see.  You’ll notice here a first (or at least first in a long time), where he actually buttoned his jacket and looked less like a NY mafia don and more like the disgusting and hair-weaved narcissistic reality television star that he is.

Oh, and here’s the only view I want to see of him for the last time – leaving the WH forever:

So there.

 

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0 Comments to “BREAKING: Trump’s Major Policy Shift”


  1. Jane & PKM says:

    El Jefe, indeed. The best view of Donnie is the one of him leaving; permanently. Him leaving the WH in cuffs escorted to Marine One or a waiting FBI vehicle would be fine. Or, Dolt45 being carried out of the WH in a flag draped coffin is immaterial to me. What is important is that Donnie permanently depart the WH in some fashion or other soon; preferably within the next two weeks. Buh bye to his ample posterior. Don’t expect any tears from me when it happens.

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  2. Very bad news that he didn’t agree to continue with the Paris climate accord while he was in Europe among sane people. He always listens to the last person who spoke to him, and now he’ll come back and have a load of rich industrialists and oil barons telling him that paying any attention to the climate will destroy America.

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  3. Such a good boy! Buttoning your own buttons! Keep practicing and you’ll be able to ties your shoelaces soon, too!

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  4. Do you think the pope implying that he was fat made him try to cover his gut?

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  5. I’m only glad he’s no longer in Europe because he was soooo embarrassing. He ought to surrender his American citizenship and just move to the Middle East, meaning Saudi Arabia only of course, because he liked it so much there. Yes, he must take his crooked family with him to the world of legal nepotism. Don’t forget to drag little Prissy Pency along too. He shouldn’t be afraid of the women there.

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  6. JAKvirginia says:

    THE MAN!! El Jefe you just got Miss JJ-style righteously snarky! Carry on, my man, carry on!

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  7. Old Mayfly says:

    Don’t hold back, JJ! Tell us how you really feel about Trump! 🙂

    Don’t hold back, JJ! Tell us how you really feel about Trump.

    🙂

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  8. slipstream says:

    PKM: would that be a Russian flag draped over that coffin?

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  9. Tilphousia says:

    Traitor trump has an elephant sized rump. Guess he needs it store his morality.

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  10. Jane & PKM says:

    slipstream, you got it! A Russian flag right down to Donnie’s little red booties.

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  11. Was recently in the land of Dixie. Was expecting to hear or even see public partisan praising of Trump. Nope. Remarkably quiet down there on that subject. His turn around among the base has come. Granted, there will always be a few who will never recant. Kinda like finding those Japanese soldiers hermitting on little islands totally unaware that the war was over.

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  12. Jack Patterson says:

    Looks like Merkel and everyone to twitterfinger’s left is staring at his coat.
    Sorry, but that last picture…..be in my damn head all day.

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  13. Well, this fits in nicely with Trump’s belief that the human body is like a battery and has only so much energy to expend. I thought he was the guy with stamina.

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  14. Jane & PKM says:

    Those of us eager to see the last of Donnie should love Jared Kusher. In the generic template of “follow the money,” Jared and his buttery little fingers have left the proverbial trail of popcorn. Can’t hurt that the magic number is 666, as in 666 Fifth Avenue. In normal circumstances, Jared might have been the first of their crime family to enjoy a burial plot at the NJ combined golf course and family mausoleum. If former Feebs Mueller and the boys can’t find an indictment with all that evidence, they deserve to have their connect the dots badges pinned to their posteriors at a group retirement party.

    https://wonkette.com/617790/kushners-real-estate-woes-have-nothing-to-do-with-his-russian-meetings-nothing-at-all

    Buh Bye, Jared. Don’t forget to take Donnie with you. TIA!

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  15. His part of the Putin Pact was to destroy the Pacific Trade Agreement, which he has; chum up with the murderer in the Philippines, which he has; fake an attack on Syria, which he did; condemn NATO, which he has; go easy on the Russia in the Ukraine, which he did; make no effort on Brexit which he forgot; look the other way about Turkey’s turn to an ally of Russia in NATO, which is so; offend Germany, England & France, which he does; cold-shoulder the Paris agreement, which he just did; become the Colbert-metaphor holster for Putin’s equipment, which he is. I haven’t seen it in the Constitution, but I figger he can be impeached for working feverously against everything America stands for. The next elected official who defends him needs to face a recall election in his or her district. Persist, but do it fast.

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  16. Jane & PKM. That wonkette post is a powerhouse. I haven’t been following along and that post explains it fantastically well. Thank you for linking to it.

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  17. Jane & PKM says:

    Marion, you’re very welcome. We’re hoping the next find is something concrete to link ‘who me, I know nothing’ Mikey Dense to the rapidly dropping shoes. Preferably an appropriate clown size shoe filled with concrete dropped from high altitude. Serve up the schadenfreude, if Lyin’ Ryan and McTurdle are standing next to Dense, when that shoe drops.

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  18. Jane & PKM says:

    Way of topic, but something those interested in National Monuments need to let your Congress critters know where you stand before Donnie and Zinke sell off the future.

    http://www.counterpunch.org/2017/05/26/saving-americas-great-places/ – the text of the issue

    https://www.regulations.gov/document?D=DOI-2017-0002-0001 – how to contact the varmints

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  19. Marge Wood says:

    Can’t anyone DO something about Trump and his cronies?

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  20. JAKvirginia says:

    Jane & PKM… you’re gonna love this tidbit. Soon after Jared and company closed the deal on 666, Donnie praised him as “one of the smartest” people he knew. One, truly, cannot make this crap up.

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  21. Anybody ever notice that when you see a picture of Drumpf sitting on a chair talking to someone, he looks exactly like he’s sitting on a toilet? By the way, Jarod isn’t as bright as he is made out to be. Seems he follows the same paths as his father-in-law (and father? who is still in jail, I think). This article on the Washington Post on May 21st is an eyeopener.
    Title starts out as: A High Stake Gamble…. but it’s a long title. The link below should get you there.
    http://wapo.st/2rhlrlC

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