Bless Her Heart, She Didn’t Get Invited
Poor Sarah Palin, she didn’t get invited to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner.
So, she took to Twitter to say, “Look at me. Look at me, people. LOOK AT ME, dammit.”
Yeah, and they also threw themselves an election, a State of the Union, an inauguration, a Bush Lieberry dedication, and a whole bunch of stuff that Sarah wasn’t invited to.
Shame on us, ignoring Sarah. And the final insult: Ted Cruz has taken her place as a punchline.
Who better to lecture politicians about how hard Americans are working than a politician who quit her job halfway through?
1Griftin’ is hard work, damn it.
2Sweet Baby Jesus in the manger and His Holy Mother Mary, that is pathetic beyond belief.
Nothing like throwing yourself out into the world and humiliating yourself by throwing a public tantrum about not being invited to the same event whose before and after parties you so eagerly attended just a couple of short years ago.
And such language. So classy.
3Is it wrong for me to hope she loses all her money by investing in Glen Beck’s goldbug schemes and winds up pushing a shopping cart through the streets?
A spell on government assistance programs would do her empathy-challenged soul a world of good.
4Very good Jon, we might add that she produces nothing and lives from the labors of others. Does this make her the quintessential taker? It would be wrong not ask the question.
5well put.
6Well now, Sara’s been inspired to invent a word just for this occasion:
7“a**clowns”. Not sure it will be included in Webster’s, but she’ll sure get lots of use out of it. There she goes acting sooo presidential again.
Sarah is well past her sell-by date. She, Limbaugh, Beck, Coulter and a few others seem desperate to say anything that might get them another minute of fame. I think that’s a healthy sign for the country.
8RepubAnon, I bet she’s been on them before!
9We have a saying here in some parts of GA–“Hurt dogs will holler.” Palin is soooo hurt that she wasn’t invited to the WHCD, and boy, is she hollering on Twitter. It would have been better for her if she had decided to not let anyone know how petty and vindictive she is, but the poor soul couldn’t resist using social media to share her angst over the fact that her time in the sun is over.
10Gotta love Whalin’ Palin… not a single clue, far less looks than a Kardashian, and Real Alaskans hate her as much as everyone else.
Sarah needs to get a real job that suits her qualifications. Like, oh, working at the local Wasilla McDonalds.
11I understand they had a sign at the door like at Six Flags that said, “Your IQ must be this high to enter”.
122011 WHCD. Palin was invited and attended..
2013. Not and didn’t.
Has. Been.
13Adios, Snowbilly, you were left behind a long time ago~
14Palin never lets an opportunity to be offended pass by. It was a Saturday night, for Pete’s sake, and a fundraiser for scholarships. When did Palin ever work on a Saturday night? Better yet, when did she ever work? I read the other day that she was paid something like over $150 per word spoken on Fox Nooze. Can’t imagine anyone spending the time figuring that out, particularly when most of her words were nonsensical.
15Someone should revoke Palin’s day pass.
16a little middle of the night meth twit. yukyukyuk
17this was predictable. though i have to admit it took longer then i’d have thought. she’s just sad, in a stupid sort of way.
18She’s not invited to my house, either.
19Good one, Skippy!!!
20Poor baby. She’s had a hard life. I guess.
21Man, I’m all about the nerd proms!!!!
22and I hate to think, if Cruz displaced Palin, what/who would replace him? I ain’t even gonna think about it. I think I’ll go see how the radishes are doing.
23A has been already. My, for a half-term gov, Caribou Barbie, you’re spotlight fell fast. Even Pox Snooze had enough of your babbling bu$hit. I think you might be more successful selling trinkets at Anchorage Airport than peddlin’ teabaggin’ kkklucker bu$hit at Pox Snooze. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it? ;^)
24The worst thing that you can do to an attention whore is to ignore them
25“Caribou Barbie”…lol…good one! I’m not on twitter. If that twit’s on twitter, may have to land in there just to catch the next fun hooplah. McCain and the other Repugs must be happy happy at her wailin’ misery. Somebody needs to sneak on a teabaggers’ chat site to see what they’re sayin about poor ole “kiss my lipschtick”…
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