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September 30, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

What we like in Texas are people with convictions, and preferably not the kind you get down at the courthouse.  But, almost any kind will do in a pinch.

Take, for example, Stuart Spitzer.  Stuart is a Super DeLux SpectraVision New and Improved Brand Christian who thinks that what Texas needs is more crazy people from East Texas wandering into Austin to tell the rest of us how to behave ourselves.  He is running against an incumbent Republican who is all the things Stuart is except maybe the SpectraVision thing.

So, right off the bat, Stuart puts up a website.  Now, to be honest, I don’t know how much this will help him, being as how most folks in East Texas think that the internet machine is pretty much a tool of the devil.  Some of them even look askew at electricity.

But Stuart presses on, trying unsuccessfully to get up one of those cute rotating screens to introduce himself.  This is what he ended up with.  Click the little one to get the big one.

I think that pretty much perfectly sums up the GOP stance on anti-choice.  Blah, blah, blah.

Same crap, new website.  (And, yes, I know it’s a placeholder, but it is so entertaining to see a Republican struggle and then give the hell up because he can’t figure out why the dickens he’s pro-life.)

Thanks to Mr. Blah for the heads-up.

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2 Comments to “Blah, Blah, Blah ….”

  1. On “The Issues” page it says “Human life is sacred. It cannot be created by man…”. He has two kids, right? Were they delivered by storks?

    Did he borrow a suit from Chris Christie?