Big Bend Border Wall? Stupid.

March 16, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Sumbitches, Trump

Cheeto Jesus is apparently eying Big Bend National Park for his border wall because it’s federal land. ┬áThe problem is that God already beat him to it:

Apparently to our, uh… (urp) president, if he can’t see it from Cheeto Tower, it’s all flat to him.

Stupid.

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12 Comments to “Big Bend Border Wall? Stupid.”


  1. ITMFA, before he messes up the scenery. Oops too late–his face and hair are already doing that.

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  2. Jane & PKM says:

    Orange Foolius and his KKKlown posse are getting all sci-ency. As soon as they re-invent the wheel and build a better mouse trap, they’re out to conquer the world with their skills. #KellyAnnePolls just demolished the appliances in her kitchen with a sledge hammer to contribute to national security.

    Forgot the $billion sum pRick Perry wants to spend for another study as to why storing nuclear waste at Yucca Mountain in NV is a bad idea. Apparently in the snacilbupeR world of insanity as defined by Einstein, throwing more money at anything already declared st00pid will change the answer.

    And, if Lyin’ Ryan didn’t have a sufficiently bad day with the MSM on cable, he’s come to the attention of Stephen Colbert.

    *** This video may not be Mama or work safe***

    https://malialitman.com/2017/03/16/stephen-colbert-hilariously-reports-that-paul-ryan-had-his-sack-removed/

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  3. For some reason this headline and image reminded me of the last time I took a child of mine through Santa Elena Canyon. I spose given that my oldest grand is 6 and I’m considerably older, I’ll never take a grand on that trip. Course with a “wall” being built therebouts the paddling might be impacted negatively.

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  4. BarbinDC says:

    As a favor to my blood pressure (which has spiked since the election, resulting in my having to double the daily dose), I have come to the conclusion that Kim Jong Orange has already wrecked his (single? Please, Jesus!) term in office through his craziness and ignorance, not to mention the overwhelming arousal of the previously non-voting populace.

    Even the Greedy Oligarch Party isn’t going to give him the money for the Wall (that Mexico was going to pay for), given how their citizenry in places like Big Bend won’t much care for it.

    Now, if the good people of Janesville, Wisconsin will send the Speaker to showers in 2018, that would just be the icing on the very stale Ayn Rand cake.

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  5. JAKvirginia says:

    After they build the wall, the park can be renamed in honor of CJ: The Big BeHInd National Park.

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  6. Aggieland Liz says:

    Dear Jefe,
    I love reading your posts even if I don’t always agree with them; please continue writing, it’s always a good read!!
    Fan club in the cheap seats B)

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  7. I suspect that part, but not all, of the wall will be built.

    I suspect that it will be useless for border security purposes.

    I suspect the contractors and corporations will make a whole lot of money.

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  8. slipstream says:

    Well, lookit how easy it would be to build a big gigantor wall there! Steep canyon on both sides, like concrete forms just waiting to be used. Just back up a whole bunch of ready-mix trucks to the edge of the rim, fill up the whole darn thing, then smooth over the top! There! Done! That’ll keep them wetbacks out!

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  9. Well, since God already lives in Big Bend, the minute anyone tries to create a wall there is just begging for a bolt of Divine Lightening!

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  10. JAKvirginia says:

    Definitely O/T: I just finished reading an opinion piece at CNN about Trump’s words mattering and a good deal of it dealt with his tweets. Isn’t there some standards at Twitter? Any at all? Trump has now stepped into the realm of provable lies with his tweets. Why won’t Twitter cut him off? They’ve done it to others. Maybe it’s time we insist that they do?

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  11. Lunargent says:

    I’m sure this will all be graded level before construction starts.

    And in keeping with his policy of hiring people he already knows, Trump will probably put his favorite golf course designer in charge.

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  12. Jane & PKM says:

    Micr, may you have many trips along the Santa Elena Canyon with your grands. Take center canoe as you deserve, while they paddle and you share with them so many delights!

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