February 24, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
The GOP is selling stuff. First, they let you buy Daddy Bush’s socks. I assume they were new ones. But I have no independent knowledge of that.
Next they want you to buy a Dick Cheney cowboy hat.
Would I kid you about something that ridiculous?
For merely $72, you, too, can look like a war criminal.
I assume that friends you can shoot in the face come extra.
Thanks to Lorraine in Spring for the heads up.
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That hat model is common as muck. You can get one just like it at either of the hat factory stores in Garland. And it won’t have that war criminal stain on it. This is kinda like buying one of Martin Bormann’s hats in Germany.
1I’ll take one!
But only if it is the original Darth Dickey model with a bullet hole strategically positioned. If The Hague doesn’t employ firing squads, they should.
2Curly Washburn he ain’t. He never found the “one thing” he told us we would find in Iraq, WMD’s, so no hats off to you, Darth Dickey. (Thanks for that, PKM)
3That was just the inspiration I needed. I just donated $72 to the Texas Democratic Party and I look a whole lot better than I would with Dick’s hat on my head.
4He has his horse’s ear. Prolly the only living thing left that will listen to him. How the mighty have fallen.
5This gives new meaning to the saying “All hat, no cattle.”
6I’m a hard hat wearer and proud of it. Ditto for my son. The Cheney chapeau just doesn’t call my name. As for selling “moments” of famous or even infamous people, look out cuz one of these days its going to get down to a point where its not just socks or hats but something in the middle! Seriously. I don’t doubt it for a minute!
7Here are some other things you can buy from the GOP:
-A Ted Cruz autograph smoking jacket – comes with a tube of Brylcreem and a bottle of Hai Karate
-George W Bush’s National Guard flightsuit – never used
-From the Bush 2 Administration: One (1) Iraq, damaged, “a real handyman’s special!”
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Scott Walker’s Soul-SOLD!-Bobby Jindal’s dignity – comes with Sea-Monkeys
-Chris Christie Nutcracker
-Rand Paul AquaBuddha Water pipe – for tobacco use, only!
-John Boehner’s honor – cost: one bottle of wine and a carton of Luckys
-John McCain – cracked, as-is
-Jeb Bush – dissembling required
-Two tickets to Mama Mia! and used Spanx – message me at #MissLindsey
-Bill O’Reilly’s career – 2 falafel’s OBO
-70,000 “Mitt ‘16” yard signs – u-haul-em – you-own-em
8You can call me Salome: I will settle for nothing less than that ba$tard’s head on a platter. It would be very nicely garnished with the micro sweetbreads that would be yielded by the better-late-than-never slaughter and appropriate butchering of his misbegotten daughter…
9If kismet or karma has anything to say,Miz Aggieland Liz, ISIS might just oblige you on that silver platter special. It’s kinda what they do and Cheney is the most deserving candidate for a trim here and a trim there. Preferably there-over there.
10Hi EPO, if they decided to torch him instead I might be ok with that…
11Why does this remind me of stories my father used to tell me of an East Texas AM station selling autographed pictures of Jesus and the John the Baptist Soap on a Rope back in the 1960s? How about some nice place settings?
1) the mission accomplished place setting
2) Iran Contra place setting
3) read my lips place setting
4) I’m not a crook…..
5) I don’t remember……
We could go on forever…..
12I can’t stomach even looking at a picture of Darth Dickhead Cheney. He is one of the most thoroughly repulsive and repugnant semi-human beings in the entire US of A.
Gack! (I didn’t just throw up in my mouth a little bit. I had to run into the bathroom where I heaved my guts out!)
13Thanks, Ralph! Great idea.
14Shouldn’t Dick Cheney be wearing a black hat? Or is that Imperial Storm Trooper white?
15Old joke.
Why are cowboy hats like hemorrhoids?
Sooner or later, every a*shole gets one.
16Had the photographer shot this from a different angle, he would have had to specify which was Cheney. “Dick Cheney (right) and his horse’s ass (left).” Would have made a better picture.
According to my husband, that’s a pretty cheap hat, and it sure as hell isn’t a Stetson. Just sayin’.
17A few measly trillion bucks,a million or more dead and wounded,the U S economy nearly ruined and that is only the beginning of what Cheney’s hat costs.
18Aggieland Liz-Burning could purge his sins if he was burnt in crude oil.
Unfortunately,he has been sentenced to a life of luxury his victims will never see. At least he can’t travel which puts him on an equal footing with me.
19Memo to Dick:Go crap in a hat. Preferably your own.
20I’m a hat person born and raised, and you couldn’t pay me enough to wear that hat.
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