And They Were Shocked That It Was Crappy, Just Shocked.
Okay, so here’s a Donald Trump tee-shirt for sale over on Amazon.
You need to go read the reviews. The shirt is a POC (Piece of Crap) printed on cheap fabric and made by people who have never seen a tee-shirt before.
And Trump supporters are surprised.
There is also a guy who rated this shirt as, “poor quality.” You know, as opposed to poor taste.
Ya know, I never was a big fan of Amazon, just like I never was a big fan of Trump. Sleazy product! I’m shocked! Not!
1Well, for all the morons impressed by the stuff blowing up and militaria surrounding the orange draft dodger on that tee shirt, be sure to hustle your butts over to the nearest recruiting office to sign up so that you can fight in the coming wars!!
2From Russia with love?
3Oh, the fun that Freud would have had with that image!
Why not just hang a dildo around your neck instead?
4“Assembled in Mexico/Honduras”…of course
5http://bildungblog.blogspot.com/2016/12/for-only-31.html
6There are over 200 reviews on amazon for this thing! PT Barnum continues to be right.
7The only thing missing from that magnificent artwork are the bodies of all the Muslims and Mexicans about to be run over by the Trump Tank.
8Available in every truck stop in Amurica
9The reviews! Oh, the reviews!
There’s the must-read by Rachel who bought the shirt for her husband. Said it did wonders for him: got him off the couch. A miracle! He built a fence along the south side of their yard, cleaned out the filth in the gutters and deported the rats that had been hiding in their crawlspace. AND he grew 1 1/2 inches in the manly department [sorry, Momma.]
Then someone commented on her comment asking if her hubby had required the neighbors on their south side to pay for the fence.
Priceless.
10Another site sells that one and also this Hillary Clinton version, where she’s riding a unicorn across the White House lawn:
https://www.themountain.com/hillary-takes-the-house-t-shirt/
11My favorite review: “Please don’t support these con artists!” Said to the people who supported a con artist on election day.
12Anna, you’ll notice they said “this” con artist. They’re okay with *some* con artists. Like, the one they voted for…
13LOL at all the idiots who are so concerned about bringing jobs back to America that they spent their money on a cheap-ass shirt assembled in Mexico/Honduras.
14Lunargent, he can probably get an incredibly cheap dildo made by impoverished child slaves in Bangladesh, just the way he likes it!
15glf, they don’t want “those” jobs. They want the ones in the auto plant making Pontiacs and Oldsmobiles for $35 an hour. You know, the jobs the unions got them before they voted for snacilbupeR.
16That shirt is something I wouldn’t use to clean a toilet. But WAIT! Did anyone notice that trump looks, well, less obese? Could that just be a mistake? Frankly, I protest the use of the American Flag used by that traitor. Should be the Russian flag.
17@Debbo: LOL at those idiots too; they’re so stupid they voted into office the perfect example of the kind of person who sent “their” jobs overseas. And putting into positions people who not only have sent jobs overseas but also bring foreigners, on H-2B visas, in to fill decent paying jobs in the U.S.
18So tempted to comment, “Bait and switch pulled on a Trump voter? Hard to believe!”
But I’m a nicer person than that. I am.
Dammit.
19A Chinese outfit is selling cheap knockoffs…just hard to believe, isn’t it? I think the cheap knockoff is closer to reality than any “authentic” one from Amazon. Heck, Donnie probably owns the company.
20And we don’t want to mention – do we? – the fact that the guy depicted on these shirts is in favor of removing citizenship from people who burn the flag. Or a year in prison, he can’t decide which. [Hey, Donnie — those are two amazingly disparate consequences. Just so you know.]
But a flag — being blown up — on a T-shirt is just fine. And superimposing a dildo – uh, I mean tank – on that flag is just fine, too.
But using the flag in a very justified form of protest and speech equals treason. Or something worse than treason, actually, since stripping a person of citizenship doesn’t happen even for treason.
You can’t make this stuff up. I wish it WERE fiction but, unfortunately, it’s not. What it is is a depiction of the Donald’s plan for the nation. He does love him any stuff that goes BOOM!
21Ironically, (to me anyhow), last week I commented on the new White House Christmas Ornament, that next year’s would be a tank.
22No Jesus or crucifix on it. Why do Republicans hate Christians?
23Trump on a tank, eh.
THIS is the way to make an entrance on a tank!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoT1jTbQqkE
24I can’t believe Trump didn’t use the picture of him standing at the front of a rowboat, while his men rowed across the Delaware River in winter?!
Or Trump at Valley Forge?
Or accepting Cornwallis’ surrender at Yorktown?
This one’s just so…small!
25I guess we can say Donald Trump is slight of hand?
26The Yorktown is anchored in South Carolina I believe. Make a great background for the draft dodger.
27$39.95 for that piece of crap! I could have gotten two of my “I’m a Nasty Woman!” t-shirts for that. It’s just black with white lettering, but it’s a lot classier (in more ways than one) that that thing.
28That T-Shirt is a metaphor.
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