And The Louie Belches Just Keep On Coming
If you think for one damn minute that Donald Trump getting elected made Louie Gohmert’s IQ any higher, please assure your curiosity that No, It Did Not.
Vice President Mike Pence agreed to meet privately with House Republicans
At the GOP retreat here in Philadelphia, a handful of the House’s most conservative lawmakers peppered Pence with questions on topics ranging from the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attack to the 2013 IRS tea party-targeting scandal.
And when there’s a whole handful of Republicans, you can count on Louie being there.
So, Louie gets an audience with the vice-president and what did Louie see as the biggest problems facing America?
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) spoke during the meeting, and said the intelligence community lied about what happened in Benghazi, Libya. Sources in the room said it was hard to follow, but Pence politely thanked him and suggested he and Trump would look into it.
Benghazi.
Bendamnghazi. That’s the biggest problem in America right now.
Honey, if Louie Damn Gohmert lets go of anything, it’s gonna have claw marks all over it.
Biggest understatement of the year: Louie’s argument was “hard to follow.” We solved that one right here at the beauty salon in June of 2014.
But the people in east Texas don’t have a problem following him. They have followed him right off a cliff.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Also this Gohmert vomitus from Philly. (Dig HuffPo’s description of him, emphasis added.)
“And Trump spoke about crime in Chicago in his typically disconnected manner. ‘What’s going on in Chicago?’ Trump asked. ‘I said the other day, “What the hell is going on?”’
“’Democrats!’ yelled Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), according to The Associated Press.
“Gohmert is a fringe Republican who many in the GOP conference consider to be the most far-out member of Congress. He routinely takes to the House floor to endorse conspiracy theories and lecture people of color.”
1Someone please send the word to east Texas that shopping for broken talking dolls in a landfill is not a template for finding sane representation. There’s “stuck on st00pid,” then there is Louie.
2And Screwy Gohmert barks again! I propose a 4-year Benghazi Commission headed by Screwy as Chief Investigator. Send him to Libya to find the answers. And don’t let him back in until he’s got the goods. Show of hands?
3Apparently Benghazi was the last thing that fit into Louie’s head before it was full. Maybe if somebody turns him upside down and shakes him real hard, some stuff will come out and he’ll have room for more stuff. Not good stuff or true stuff, mind you, and certainly not sane stuff, just stuff.
4From a movie, guy who was hired to review a manuscript of a book. Asked for his opinion, his answer, ‘All the words are there but not in the right order.’
5I just watched that movie, gabberflasted, called “Ghost Writer”.
6Louie can only remember the right wing buzz words and spews them on a regular basis. Pay no attention to the man behind the screen, he’s batsh*t crazy.
Now remember, I always said Louie had a very intense case of elbowitis. the alcohol long ago took ahold of his brain and pickled it. Not as good as a Heinz 57 pickle, but just about enough!
7JAK, my hand is up.
I love the translator app and I’m so greatful I don’t need it in Minn. They tried for years to create one for Michelle Bachmann, but they couldn’t get it to use memory and it flat out rejected any intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
8Ahhh, Louie Gohmert, Texas’s prime specimen to the study of coprolites.
9I love iDork, it works like a charm!
10O.M.G! I just Googled iDork. It’s a game for Mac OS! Who knew? And there’s some poor guy out there who’s middle name is Idork! For real.
11At least screwy Louie is a bit of comic relief. What’s in the water in his district? Are they fracking again? Poor Louie, he’s been the butt of so many jokes but Idork is the best.
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