And Mueller Replies

July 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so yesterday Donald Trump set a red line for Robert Mueller – don’t investigate my personal finances.

Mueller replies.

As part of their investigation, Mueller’s team has issued subpoenas to banks and filed requests for bank records to foreign lenders under mutual legal assistance treaties, according to two of the people familiar with the matter.

Trump’s personal finances are like a bushel basket of used wire coat hangers. And the name printed on the basket is Russia.

Everybody start saving your money because if Trump fires Mueller, we are all going to Washington DeeCee to pitch a snot-nosed hissy fit.  I’m serious.

 

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12 Comments to “And Mueller Replies”


  1. If Mueller is fired, I am taking bets on whether or not McConnell and some other party elders will have the guts to trek to the WH and tell Trump its all over, they are join with the democrats in an impeachment.

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  2. WA Skeptic says:

    I’ll join you–keep the pitch hot. I’ve got some old feather pillows, and I’m sure we can find a railing or two for the ride out of town.

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  3. What about after the audit is complete Donald? Can Mueller and the rest of us finally see your web of finances then?

    During the campaign Donald Trump, Jr. said:

    “Because he’s got a 12,000-page tax return that would create … financial auditors out of every person in the country asking questions that would detract from (his father’s) main message.”

    I think we’re now pretty clear on Trump’s main message: lie, cheat, deny, avoid…

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  4. Maggie: Put my money on yes. I believe repugnantcans are salivating over the idea of an excuse to get Donnie out, and Mikey in. Keeping history in mind, it’s hard to imagine a better reason. The thing is, if Mueller is left to do his job, Donnie knows that sooner or later that drip, drip, drip is gonna become a deluge. Texas rednecks have a quaint phrase describing the phenomenon. (Sorry mama) It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

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  5. Malarkey says:

    Y’all can stay at my place, Juanita Jean! I can pick you up at the airport and we can Metro in together!

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  6. I could rustle up a couple of pitchforks.
    And torches are easy…

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  7. See ya there.

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  8. maryelle says:

    Boy, howdy, would I like to march on Washington, but my 14 1/2 year old beagle can’t be left behind and he doesn’t travel well.
    I’ll have to be content with phoning and emailing my anger to anyone who will listen. Why wasn’t this criminal vetted thoroughly before the election, or campaign or primaries.
    I know, I know…Republicans.
    I am fed up with taxpayer money paying for the ridiculous wall, voting integrity commission, all the lies and the leaks to the Russians of classified intelligence, defending his anti immigration fantasies in court. No more cow-towing to Trumps narcissistic paranoid delusions! Can’t wait to get him and and his family of grifters out of the White House for good.
    Gotta watch my blood pressure.

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  9. In the event of a trump inspired termination of Mueller Congress would appoint Mueller as special prosecutor. They’d do this because the They haven’t got the goods on Pence yet. They really don’t want a KKKristian Mullah in the white house. They’d prefer to appoint the speaker to the Godhead.

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  10. And if Congress reappoints Mueller as special prosecutor, Donald can’t fire him.

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  11. Tilphousia says:

    I have a nice spare room. Torches, check, pitchforks. check, tar & feathers, check, rail, check.

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  12. UmptyDump says:

    So tonight the additional story is floating about how Trump might try to pardon everybody, including himself.

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