And By “Sexual Favors,” Do You Mean …
Okay, so Senator Thad Cochran (R-Miss.) is often defined as having a “quiet, courtly manner,” which means he’s just two tea cups short of being Lindsey Graham.
He voted yes for a constitutional ban on marriage equality, he has a 100% rating by the Christian Coalition, and has a rating of zero from the National Abortion Rights Action League. He’s that guy – the one who proudly struts his family values.
Fred W. Pagan, a staffer for U.S. Senator Thad Cochran (R-Miss.) allegedly told law enforcement agents that he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors, according to new documents filed in U.S. District Court.
He’s the longtime personal assistant/ office manager for Cochran since 2001.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll — who would’ve thought?
Thanks to John for the heads up.
I want a do-over, a Mulligan, on this 1860-1865 war. Pretend now the Confederacy won. Kick ’em loose. Build a big-a$$ wall of Dumb around these crazy states and let them have at for the next say 20 years. Then, when they’ve killed each other down to two or three, kill these survivors and repopulate the land with psychologically normal people.
1A lot of those drugs were similar to date rape drugs, so as a loyal Repugnicant, he figured, “What’s the harm?”
2What was it that Sister Marie Catherine said one day out loud without realizing it? Oh, yes! “It’s always the quiet ones that are the worst. They are like ticking bombs and you never know about the bomb until it goes off.”
Would you believe there actually were students who never raised their hand to participate? They had to be with Sister Marie Catherine’s sights and then called by name. At that point, they would say very little, agree with her and then sit down again for another adventure in their own little cloister.
Yes, Thad! Sister Marie Catherine was talking about you!
3Were they for Fred or Thad or both of them?
4So he he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors. Sounds like a small government, free market solution to his problem.
5I can’t help but wonder if what he is saying is “for sexual favors” is actually acquaintance rape using the GBL.
6Where do these immoral Republicans come up with these twisted ideas?
Good Grief.
7Yes, America, this is your self-proclaimed “moral majority”.
8Spent some time reading the article and comments. Whooeee! Some major trolling but quite entertaining and somewhat surprising as to the eloquence in some respects.
9So the guy provides other Republican males with a chemical that enables them to achieve sex with females, because they can’t succeed any other way.
10Isn’t Thad Cochran the one who admitted he had done “indecent” things to animals while he was growing up? Is there a connection here?
11Getting insights here. Our oldest son says watch out for those nice, polite, helpful guys–they’re con artists. I think maybe this is the situation that fits “by their fruit you shall know them.” And you don’t always know right away. Stay alert.
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