32 Year-Old Loudmouth Bemoans Invention of Washing Machines – and the Pill

November 20, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: 2016 Election, Misogyny

From my long-suffering mate, Miss GiGi, comes this little tidbit from last August on Satan’s Steve Bannon’s lovely website, Breitbart, a missive from smart-mouth little sumbitch Milo Yiannopoulos, pontificating from his deep life experience as an apprentice bloviator to bigots.  In this screed, he bemoans the invention of the washing machine and the pill that ripped women from their secure existence as housewives and servants, thrusting them into the cruel world of actual productive and fulfilling careers.  These inventions are the basis of the inexorable slide of women into the abyss of…uh, equality.  Yeah.  He really said it.  Over and over.

If you’d like to let this arrogant little smartass (sorry, Momma) know what you think of his opinion, here’s his twitter handle:  @DontGoAwayM4d

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0 Comments to “32 Year-Old Loudmouth Bemoans Invention of Washing Machines – and the Pill”


  1. Sr. Jefe,
    Is there a way to show something like this without linking to Breibart? Unique visitor counts equal $$ in the brave new world of the Internet tubes. Plus, opening the page is akin to visiting Stormfront. Yuk! I just do it every once in a while to remind myself that they are really out there.

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  2. His brain skipped the wash cycle and went straight to the dryer.
    Ever seen a dried fig? You get the picture.

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  3. Not going there. Don’t want to give them the satisfaction or myself the blood pressure spike.

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  4. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    What kind of red blooded American male excoriates “the pill”? Most of us worshiped at the doors of the pharmacy and give daily thanks to the many means that meant we were not “Daddies” way too soon.

    As for washing machines, let’s bring back the mangle and advocate for child abuse, too. Milo needs to be hung out to dry on an old set of Leave It to Beaver. FTR Milo – that was fiction.

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  5. Steve The Returned says:

    Milo Y. is genuinely toxic. The fact that he has followers amongst the alt-righters speaks volumes about the current state of this nation—none of it good.

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  6. Milo is my pick for as much anti-psychotic drugs as his mean old body can hold – and then some!

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  7. JAKvirginia says:

    Me thinks Milo shows up at his Mom’s once a week to “visit” so she can do a couple of loads for him. Hot for whites, cool for colors has him all a frazzle! Poor baby.

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  8. JAKvirginia says:

    Oh… and Milo? Insulting women is not good for the libido if you lean hetero. You might have to do with Mary Palm and her five sisters.

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  9. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Milo may have been the ‘model’ for Donnie’s 400 pounds on a basement cot remark.

    For those of you who may have missed it last night, SNL messed with Donnie and Kellyanne last night.
    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/11/snl-cold-open-depicts-clueless-president

    Kate McKinnon does Kellyanne with perfection; especially the “buyer’s remorse.”

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  10. e platypus onion says:

    What’s the connection between this loser and women? He hatched out on a right wing fencepost and never knew who or what his creators were. Hint-they weren’t human.

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  11. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    e platypus onion, “Hint-they weren’t human.” That covers the entire BLOTUS Administration-elect.

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  12. e platypus onion says:

    Yiannopoulos is Greek-send him back.

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  13. Anomalous Propagation says:

    Milo is a pile o’
    He’s a homophobe who can’t even spell ‘it’ correctly.

    Bannon and the rest of the trickle-down stupidity imbued staff refuses to accept evo, since science like that would promote the concept of change as preferable to stasis since
    growth = change.
    WTF he know about football, coming out on either side in deflategate?

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  14. Opinionated Hussy says:

    “cuckery”????? I think he meant to say “cuckoo-ery”. I forgot some people think like this about 40 years ago….actually, I’m pretty sure most people did!

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  15. The only question now is, what position will Milo be offered in Donnie Douchebag’s administration? I’m guessing speechwriter.

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  16. Tilphousia says:

    Good ole boy Milo. He should be castrated so there aren’t more like him. But then what woman would let that slime near her?

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  17. What’s that you say about ‘Murican jobs? SpeedQueen and Whirlpool Corp. (both in the Midwest) can go fly a kite?

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  18. Marge Wood says:

    Us wimmin could offer to swap our queenly salaries for their salaries.

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  19. @JAKvirginia,

    Per Futrelle, Slappyhappylos is vocally gay and proudly proclaims a love for BBC.

    So, Imma not even venture a guess how he ended up in the Bannon Youth, much less teh misogyny.

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  20. I was less then diplomatic.
    Must have been the wine.

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  21. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Marge Wood, fuhgeddaboudit. All spare change left on a flat surface is reserved for Condombrella. It’s part of her pre-nup with Donnie.

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  22. e platypus onion says:

    Milo-you don’t have to hug a wash machine after dropping a load in it and it doesn’t ever need the “pill”. So what’s your problem?

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  23. I heard about this article from my extremely offended PhD student (geophysics) daughter, who posted it on her FB. Then I read the comments on her post, made by her PhD student (statistics) former roomie and some other of their female sciency friends. Have not heard yet from my other daughter (BS, Chemistry, just got accepted to med school). What would poor Milo do if he showed up to the ER with a bleeding head wound and my doctor daughter was assigned to treat him? Bwahahahahaha!

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  24. Also willing to bet that any one of those sciency girls I referenced above could kick the smarmy butt of that guy, whether in science related fields, or just physically. Because those successful science girls are scrappy and tough!

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  25. e platypus onion says:

    Jill Ann, let’s find out, shall we?

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  26. Words fail me to comment beyond “32 Year-Old Loudmouth”.

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  27. JAKvirginia says:

    @paleotectonics: “vocally gay”? What? He talks a good game? A mister sister he’s not. With his attitude celibate is his only choice. But being such a person as he is a dungeon, chains, a ball gag, a whip, humiliation and imaginative sex play is probably what he’s into. Oh… and dark. It’s gotta be dark. Life has taught me that when they talk weird they do weird. Bet on it.

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  28. No one is more afraid of women than those insecure, marginally masculine KKKNazis so generously and inaccurately referred to as the “alt-right”. No misogynist, racist, hater deserves such a benign sounding name.

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  29. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Debbo, alt-right is their best self awareness admission ever. They are the alternative to ever being right about anything.

    JAKvirginia, we still talking Milo, or are you sharing more information about Lyin’ Ryan than we ever wanted to know? Except the ball gag part; wearing a ball gag would be an improvement for him.

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  30. Just an FYI,since many of you don’t seem to know who the ever disgusting Milo is. He is a Brit by birth,of Greek and Jewish heritage,and is now a practicing Catholic. He hates woman,anyone of color,anyone in the LGBT life. He is vile and a very nasty,vicious jerk. As for women sleeping with him,whether they’re on the Pill or not? Not going to happen. Milo happens to be a self-loathing homosexual. But,he is an equal opportunity hater-for everyone who isn’t well off,right wing,alt-right Christian. Loathsome individual!

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  31. Annabelle Lee says:

    The guy is gay. I don’t know why he’d care about women being liberated, sexually or otherwise.

    He considers himself quite the sly little agent provocateur, when in truth he’s just a needy little troll.

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  32. El Jefe: I didn’t click on the link, but for a different reason than Wally. I’m paranoid. I’m a digital dinosaur and pretty computer illiterate. But I see the NSA’s hacking tools stolen, around the general timeframe that Russian hackers interfere with our election, and am reminded that this is only an issue of us being the biggest and baddest on the world stage because we can afford to pay for the smartest hackers. But my gut (and my liberal, therefore logical) beliefs tell me that are thousands of people who are diametrically opposed to us
    who are just as smart. Having the most and sophisticated weapons is no longer a guarantee of national security. Anyhoo, recently I read an article somewhere (but my brief Google search couldn’t find it) where the data guru for Trump’s campaign talked about how they took the info from every single, small online donor to use as target info. And I swear I’ve heard in this joint from someone who’s started receiving unwanted online activity because they clicked on interesting links. Sorry, sorry everyone, about the length of the rant. So please, in the future, Warn us when we may be clicking on a site that might be robot targeting us. Thanks

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  33. Aggieland Liz says:

    Practicing to be a Catholic is he? Well, despising your brothers n sisters is NOT part of the creed. He will have to try harder! And little Milo is probably a “beta” male, which is a sort of newish phenom (20 years or so?) for unsocialized males that can’t get girlfriends. And it is VERY dark and weird, and the alt-right and Pepe the frog are all part of the /b “movement” but the real kicker is the anger. The anger is palpable and dangerous-reminds me of the Toadies song “Be my Angel”, which has always raised the hair on my neck and gets changed before the first four bars are completed! The young man that killed seven and himself in Santa Barbara was a /b male…

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  34. But whatever would the single out-of-parental-home males do without a machine slave to clean their clothes? Would they be able to withstand the horrors of *women’s work* (dun, dun, dun, duuuun)?!

    I had a female co-worker state something to the effect that she would NEVER associate with a man that could give a washer + drier set as a present. I never responded, but inwardly thought that she just had yet to reach a place in life where that sort of thing had great value. I mean, we are talking about a form of time machine here that produces extra free hours!

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  35. As for the “horrors” of the pill…

    I could be wrong, but I suspect a very large proportion of divorces (and other marital problems) stem from marriages that are entered too young because of children or being able to try to create them. If the *female* pill is such a problem, then thank goodness the male version is almost here!

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  36. @OldFart A washer dryer should never ever be a present, how would you like to get a transit pass for Christmas so you can get to work next month? They are a necessity & family investment which reasonable people plan for.

    It wasn’t that long ago that little Milo was banned for life from Twitter. All I can say is “short life”

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  37. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Old Fart, the snacilbupeR can deny all they want that their ‘moral’ positions are anything other than a war on women. Yet ironically all they talk about is women with their nay saying. Not one word about we men who have had vasectomies to maintain the size of our families within bounds of what we can reasonably anticipate feeding and educating.

    Teddie and Heidi only have two kids. Think they’re using …. never mind, bad argument. It is completely reasonable to think that Heidi would turn to abstinence only birth control.

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  38. ,That Other Jean says:

    Self-hating, woman-hating, gay-hating, conservative-loving, power-hungry, gay bigot Milo Yiannopoulos should be listened to, why? Even gay men can’t stand him. His twitter account was/is a waste of pixels.

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  39. Having thought this one over a bit I now lament the failure of Mr Yiannopoulos’ biological to effectively use the birth control pill during the entirety of 1983 and early 1984.

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  40. Little Milo has a dirty mouth and a dirty mind.

    I think we should clean them the old-fashioned way: take him down to the river, and beat him against a rock.

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