Archive for December, 2017

Alabama Certifies Election of Doug Jones to the Senate

December 28, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Goat Rodeos

Today, a judge in Alabama brushed aside Roy Moore’s lawsuit claiming systematic voter fraud, and the state certified the election of Democrat Doug Jones to the US Senate.  Maybe Roy will have more time now to actually learn how to ride a horse.

This is Why We’re Completely Exhausted

December 28, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Axios just did a compilation of google search data for the year of 2017 and then graphed it.  The result is a chart that perfectly illustrates why we all have Trump fatigue.  Trump has created, caused, or worsened 46 crises since he began infesting our White House on January 20, 2017.  Axios won’t let me post the image (and it’s too big anyway) but you can find it here.


Thursday Toon

December 28, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized



Wednesday Toon

December 27, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized



The doc says another week and he’ll give me my computer back and send me home.

Thanks for your good wishes!


Coward in Chief

December 26, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Trump is a blowhard, we all know that.  But he’s also a coward.  He skipped the White House Correspondents dinner in April, which was understandable, since he simply can’t deal with withering attacks on his lies and mob-like lifestyle.  But he also skipped the Kennedy Center honors, which is being aired tonight on CBS.  Why did he do that?  Because most artists won’t tolerate his bullshit, and knew that few people in the theatre respected him and that many attendees would boycott if Trump infested the ceremony with his rapacious presence.

Rather than face the music, Trump chooses to hide out in one of his properties, raking in money from foreign government officials and sycophants. It’s so embarrassing to be an American today where the president hides from critics while tweeting from his iPhone while sitting on the toilet, insulting every single institution which is precious to our culture and society.

He can’t leave too soon.

Lying Bigly in 2017

December 26, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

The only consistency in the most erratic presidency in US history is falsehood.  Trump’s entire career and image are build on a mountain of lies, and lying is so deeply imbedded in his DNA that he will tell a lie even if telling the truth is easier and better for him.  NBC News culled through the encyclopedia of his lies and picked out their top 9.  Here they are:

  1. More people watched his inaugural than ever before.
  2. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote because of voter fraud.
  3. Michael Flynn did nothing wrong.
  4. “Look what happened last night in Sweden”.
  5. Obama bugged Cheeto Tower.
  6. Russian meddling in the election was “a made up story”.
  7. Counter protestors in Charlottesville lacked a permit.
  8. America pays the most in taxes.
  9. Tax “reform” will cost me a fortune.

This is a pretty deplorable list, for sure.  What’s your favorite lie told by Trump this year?

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