Archive for November, 2017

Chica Boom Boom

November 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, I have no theories about what this is but people all over the United States of Damn America are hearing loud boom  noises and the powers that be claim they have no idea where it’s coming from.

The latest was in Colorado early this morning and it shook some posters off the wall at a local trailer park.  Except, there was no shaking – just noise.

Colorado is not the only U.S. state, where residents of several towns have reported hearing explosion-like sounds. In the past few days, the booms have also been heard in New Jersey, Alabama, Idaho, and Detroit.

The residents of the areas are now speculating about the cause of the noise, now referred to as “Bama Boom”, with some attributing it to active meteor showers, deep earthquake, and even an alien invasion.

All I know is that these things didn’t happen when Barack Obama was president.

One other thing —

Trump tweeted this morning that he was going to play golf “very quickly” with Tiger Woods today. He obviously hasn’t seen Tiger Woods play golf lately.

Additionally, ain’t there some manner of Women’s Protection legislation or something that outlaws those two being together in the same zip code as any woman?  Holy cow, can you even imagine what manner of perverted crap those two talked about?

 

Fun With Guns: Well, That’s One Way To Get a Clerk’s Attention Edition

November 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Darlington, South Carolina.

Police responded to a gun accident at a pawn shop / gun store. (They probably also sell ice and wedding dresses, too, because South Carolina likes that one-stop shopping stuff.)

Now, Police Chief Daniel Watson like to be very gender careful …

Watson said a person inside the store picked up a gun without realizing it was loaded.

He said that person pulled the trigger accidentally, shooting a worker in the store.

Watson said two detectives reviewed surveillance video and it showed that the shooting was clearly an accident.

The injuries were not life threatening, and no charges will be filed.

They apparently repealed Felony Dumb back when Mark Sanford was governor.

The police chief then reminded everyone to always treat any gun as if it is loaded.  (See: Felony Dumb)

 

Friday Toons

November 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Thanksgiving Toon and Fun

November 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Outsmart for Thanksgiving.  Enjoy!  Click right here to giggle a little before your family comes. And please just ignore Mike Crowe – he’s semi-stalking me.

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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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Need a F* Trump Bumper Sticker?

November 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Some of our Young Democrats here in Fort Bend have made bumperstickers to sell.  All profits go to the ballot by mail program.

There are currently three choices.

Here’s a cute one.

This one gets personal.

And this one is just standing there.

They are $5 each and would make lovely and thoughtful Christmas gifts for your knuckle-dragging Trump-supporting family members.

Pictures of Joe Barton’s winkie are not for sale. If you put that on your car, people’s clothes would wrinkle as you drove by.

Thanks to Tarel for getting this set up and moving along.

 

Oh No, Smokey Joe

November 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, this is a frightening thing. Texas Republican Congressvarmit Smokey Joe Barton has a winkie.

I have written about Smokey Joe more than I care to recall. And you can see a list of them all right here.

He has a winkie, y’all. I would have bet against it with my last dollar bill.

I think he wants you to see it.

 

 

I dunno.  It seems to me that he has a bad case of winkie-do. His stomach sticks out more than his winkie-do.

Yeah, here’s his story.

“While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women,” he said. “Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down.”

You know, if it was consensual, I really don’t have a problem with it and I wouldn’t even mention it.  But, Joe does does have a problem with it.  Joe was all a’quivering over shaming and impeaching Bill Clinton.  It seems to me that the Karma Train has arrived at the station on time.

And one other thing, this nasty sumbitch votes with Donald Trump 92.3% of the time, so he can take his winkie and shove it in his ear.

You gotta go, Smokey Joe.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.