Archive for September, 2016

I Love Yew, Houston

September 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’ve told you guys before that I live dangerously close to Houston.  It’s comfortably close during baseball season, but dangerously close when it’s not.

Today, I am happy that Houston is my neighbor.

They are doing voter registration at Taco trucks.

Accordingly, The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. is declaring election day to be Taco Tuesday.

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Please feel free to share this with anyone who loves tacos.

Thanks to JAKvirginia for the cool graphic.

You Know How Trump Said That He Wasn’t Going to Bring Up Ginnifer Flowers?

September 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Go to Google and look up apophasis.  Or click right here.

There should be a picture of Donald Trump there.  Am I right?

Thanks to Gene for the heads up.

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

September 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so far I have heard Trump name his poor performance on Lester Holt, a bad microphone that obviously magically changed all his word into gibberish, his being nice and not mentioning Gennifer Flowers caused Hillary to do better, and God only knows what else.

Just a few minutes ago a high level Republican operative and sometimes find of mine, at the Heritage Foundation posted this link in total seriousness.

 

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Hell yeah, they are serious.

After all, there were soooooo many trick questions last night.

This guy has a college education, okay LSU, and he believes this crap.

She whipped him.  Get over it.

 

Heads Up, John.

September 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you see JAKvirginia, please tell him to contact me. I’m trying to contact him by email but it keeps kicking back.

Never mind.  I found him.

Protect Your Investment

September 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This is directed to those of you who donated to the Texas Ballot by Mail program and those of you who want to help but weren’t able to donate.

We need help.

Studies have shown that the return rate almost doubles if reminder calls are made.  They are called chase calls.  We need to call every single Democrat who got an application and remind them to fill it out and mail it in.

We are using something called a Virtual Phone Bank.  You sign up to get an account, get a Code # from me which directs you to the correct list, read the directions, and start calling.  These will be fun calls.  People over 65 are a fun bunch of boomers.

You can do this in your jammies.  Hell, you can have a glass of wine.

This is easy, fun, and makes a real difference.

If you’re willing to give it a try, click on Tell Juanita and give me your email address, phone number, and what screen name you use (so I’ll know who to thank).

You can start today and call all day or whenever you have an extra 15 minutes.

Thank you, guys.  Let’s turn this damn state blue!

My friend Hazel

My friend Hazel

In the alternative, you can mail a little money or a check to Hazel Lundy, our phone banking godmother so she can hired people to do it.  She uses men and women on social security who need a little extra income.  They phone bank at her house under her supervision.  You’ve met Hazel before.  She’s better at sending out thank you notes than I am.

Democrats at Hazel Lundy
PO Box 785
Richmond, Texas 77406

She and her crew do the Lord’s work.  She pays $10 an hour and fixes their lunch.

You can donate online from the donate button at the top.  Bubba will make sure that Hazel gets it.

 

Welcome to Delusionville. Check Your Head At The Door, But Bring Your Butt Right On In.

September 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’m pretty sure I’ve told y’all about GOPUSA, a Texas outfit that keeps me in the forefront all things Texas GOP and crazy as hell.

As expected, here are their thoughts on last night’s debate.

 

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Well, admittedly, we was swinging.  He just wasn’t landing punches.

Read their whole story here and see if y’all watched the same debate.