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My friend Deb is seriously worried about Melania Trump.  She’s turned up not up.  Poof!  Gone!

Melania used to have a fancy pants website, touting her beauty and her brains.  It’s gone.  Poof!

It used to look like this —

But now it’s been redirected to go to Trump’s website.

It seems that Melania may not have the college degree she’s been boasting about.

But, here’s the deal – has anybody actually seen Melania?  I mean, is she living in Moscow until this blows over?  What has Trump done with her?

We want to see the tax returns and Melania.

Thanks to Deb for heads up.

So, please do your part to make sure that Donald Trump knows this:

President Obama’s prime time speech lifted the Democratic convention to its third straight night of ratings wins over the Republican convention last week — and now the Trump campaign is exhorting supporters not to watch the Democrats’ final night.

Overnight Nielsen ratings indicate that Wednesday night’s DNC viewership was about 15% higher than last Wednesday night’s coverage of the RNC.

I do need to be honest and let you know that Nilsen ratings do not included live streaming, on demand video viewing, PBS, or C-SPAN.  You know, things that old white men could not operate on a bet.  So, that means the numbers are even higher for Democrats.

Trump spent a week touting his numbers so tonight’s number are the most important.  If Hillary beats him personally tonight, Trump’s “hands” get smaller.

You know how your state has sunk to the depths of Trumperism?  Your friends from Texas start sending sympathy cards.  And thank you notes for taking off the pressure.

The official North Carolina Republican State Party tweeted angrily last night —

“.@timkaine wears a Honduras flag pin on his jacket but no American flag. Shameful.”

It took about 30 seconds for everybody to point out to them that the pin is a Blue Star Service pin for his son, who is a deployed Marine.

The North Carolina GOP took down the tweet.  You know, like it never happened.  Because you can make stuff disappear on social media.

Oops.

Now, you’d think that the state with the largest military base in the country would know what a Blue Star Service pin is.  That’s what you’d think.  And you’d be wrong.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Remember that time when Donald Trump committed treason by encouraging a foreign government to hack United States emails?

He was just kidding.  And it only took him 24 hours to come up with that excuse because he’s brilliant, and a YUGE genius.

And you know how Trump keeps saying that he has no financial investments in Russia?  Yeah, but that doesn’t mean that powerful Russians don’t have investments in him.

After last night, Trump’s Twitter addiction seems to have fallen victim to crickets.  He’s still going with the whole doom and despair thing.