I want you to meet Nebraska Republican State Senator Bill Kintner.
Kintner is a member of the Donald Trump Peanut Gallery. He also belongs to the Christian Prayer Breakfast meeting in the Nebraska senate.
Bill Kintner is a conservative man of God. Until he gets nakkid.
Then, boy howdy, he’s Ron Jeremy.
There are pornographic videos of Kintner on his state computer. Honey, I have seen Kintner and you could not pay me to look at those videos. If you held a gun to my head I’d just have to die. If you threatened me with a flea infested goat living in my house, I’d just have to call him Honey and get get some itch powder.
Now here’s the fun part. Nebraska Republican Governor Sweet Pete Ricketts has known about it for a year and said nothing. Not one damn word. The Gov says he couldn’t comment because of “an ongoing investigation.” Yeah, right.
Sen. Bob Krist, chairman of the Legislature’s Executive Committee, said he alerted Ricketts’ chief of staff, Matt Miltenberger, last year about a sexual video involving Kintner.
Krist said he told Miltenberger that one of the Legislature’s junior senators had been solicited online by someone offering to sell the senator an explicit video involving Kintner.
Yeah, and the junior senator said the same thing I did. No, thank you.
So, here we are with a state senator who has made a sex tape of himself and Lord only knows who else but if that flea carrying goat is in it, I’m gonna gonna throw a fit right here on the spot. Think of the people who knew and have been extorting him all year.
Look, Governor, you know as well as I do that a state senator in your back pocket is far more valuable than honesty or decency. You knew. You just rolled in it like it was a bail of goose down and now you’re gonna have to walk away with only the quack.
Republicans. I can’t stand those suckers.
Thanks to Charles for the heads up.