So Rick Perry went on teevee this morning and bragged about “his” house, which is also known as the Governor’s Mansion.
. “Let me tell you – Texas governor’s [security] detail, do not try to run through the governor’s mansion.”
No, no, no. You do not have great security.
Dude, somebody burned it to the ground while you were in it.
And you never caught that person.
Dude, it took the entire British Empire to burn the White House. Your house? Some drunk guy with a book of matches. Poof! Burned to the damn ground.
So, Mr. Arrogance rides again, huh?
Thanks to Paul for the heads up.