Archive for January, 2014

Girl Scouts and Their Filthy Cookie Money

January 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Clubs across America are plenty upset with the Girl Scouts and their dirty minds.

Did you know that Girl Scouts are teaching your daughters to be tramps and encouraging them to have abortions?

Yeah, me neither.

A group of Republican women are plenty upset about this cookie mess.  And do you want to know the straw that broke the camel’s back?  Wendy Davis.

“We’re asking you to boycott Girl Scout cookies in 2014,” reads a new site dedicated to the boycott, explaining that Davis should not be lifted up as a “worthy role model for our children.” The same accusation is being leveled against the group in regard to HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, who was included in a different news article about influential U.S. women that the Girl Scouts shared on its Facebook page.

They are perfectly serious.  They even have a logo and everything.

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So the way I figure it, we liberals are under a sacred obligation to buy some Girl Scout Cookies!  Oh hell, go wild, buy three or twenty boxes.  Use them to feed your campaign block walkers at your local Democratic headquarters.

Thanks to Old Fart for the heads up.


Because Jeeesus Hates Them Homosexuals

January 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

South Dakota’s state legislature says that the First Amendment gives you the right to express your religious beliefs, even if your religion teaches you to hate people.

Check this out.  There’s a bill that gives you the right to call homosexuals any damn thing you want to in the public square, the workplace, and church.  They can refuse to serve you in a restaurant, wait on you in a store, hire you, or allow you in libraries if they believe you are a homosexual.

imagesAnd if you sue because of it, the judge is required to dismiss the case and fine you for bringing the lawsuit.  They believe in free speech but not the rule of law.

And if the federal government should overrule all this, they will secede.  And, hopefully, take Rick Perry with them.

Customer Mike thinks he’s found where Steve Stockman was during his “gone missing” phase.  He was writing legislation in South Dakota!


In Case You Didn’t Notice

January 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I told you about Houston’s Mayor, the wildly popular Annise Parker, getting married.

Some of you noticed this tweet from Texas Attorney General and wannabe Governor, Greg Abbott.

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First off, this pretty much obliterates Greta Van Susteren’s whole “stand up” nonsense.

And speaking for Texas women everywhere,  we’d appreciate it if he’d at least wear boxers.

Friday Toons

January 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized




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The Hell You Say

January 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

On Monday night during the Republican Lt. Governor debate, Dan Patrick defended his bankruptcy and his current refusal to pay off his debts by saying, “We don’t have debtor’s prisons in America.”

The hell you say.

Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches Tuesday, then watched as the meals were taken and thrown away because of outstanding balances on their accounts — a move that shocked and angered parents.

“It was pretty traumatic and humiliating,” said Erica Lukes, whose 11-year-old daughter had her cafeteria lunch taken from her as she stood in line Tuesday at Uintah Elementary School, 1571 E. 1300 South.

Any day of the week I would prefer to go to prison than have my child humiliated like that.

Dan Patrick lives high off the hog now by erasing his old debts.  These parents have to watch their children be shamed.  What the hell is happening in my country?

And where in the whole damn world is it okay to throw away food?

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Oh Greta, Ride Fast Like a Deputy Sheriff and Catch Up Here With the Rest of Us

January 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Greta Van Susteren pitched herself the silliest damn walleyed snotnosed hissy fit I have ever seen.

She took to her blog and blasted the Harris County Democratic Party for their I Stand With Wendy yard signs.   Most you remember the June 25th filibuster in the Texas Senate when Texas women vowed to “stand with Wendy” while she filibustered.  The rules say that Wendy had to stand the entire time she filibustered.

And, as you remember, it was a big thing.  Texans swarmed the capitol and shut down the voting process.

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 11.41.44 AMThe next day “I Stand With Wendy” tee shirts, buttons, mugs, bumper stickers, and yard signs hit the marketplace.  I myself purchased several, including Christmas gifts.  It was a big thing before Greg Abbott or Wendy Davis even announced they were running for  Governor.

But, Greta sees it differently.

It does not matter to me that this is not the official campaign of Wendy Davis. This is her Party — the Democratic Party of Harris County. The Party and the candidate are one. The word “stand” is covertly referencing that her opponent – Attorney General Abbot – is in wheel chair. Don’t tell me this is an accident and not meant to be a cruel reference to her opponent. I don’t buy it.

Oh yeah, Greta, Democrats are just cruel like that.  We hate disabled people and make fun of them all the time.  That’s why we oppose the Affordable Care Act that covers disabled people – many for the first time.  No, wait, that’s not us who opposes it – it’s Greg Abbott, you damn fool.

Harris County Democrats responded with a cute little graphic for Greta.

Damn fools on FOX.

Thanks to the Harris County Democratic Party for the heads up.