Archive for September, 2013

Is Anybody Else Staying Up?

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ole Bubba and I are staying up to watch Ted Cruz commit suicide on national television.  Too many he’s taking so many jobs with him.

Boehner looks like he swallowed a live bird.  He’s gonna cry, isn’t he?

What a Stinker!

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So yesterday, I get this real official looking letter delivered to my home by the good people of the United States Postal Service.

You will have to click the little one to see the big one.


So, I stand there with a real confused look on my face because I know those words are English language words but I do not have a clue what they mean and I’m liable to check the wrong box or something and lose my Medicare.  I am a grown woman with a completely official certificate from Dora Lou’s School of Beauty.  I am not stupid.  Well, at least I thought so.  So, I decided to pour a glass of wine to calm my nerves and try ciphering it again.

Holy crap, it makes absolutely no sense at all after a glass of wine.  It has scary words like “redistribute resources” and “quality of your care.”  Then on top of all that it has “The Obama health care law” right there at the beginning.  Hell, I support the man but this crap was scaring me.

It was then that I got to the tiny fine print bottom line.   Read that sucker.

So, I’m going to send this in and when Mr. Robert Hightower contacts me I am going to ask, “Does your mother know what you are doing?”  Y’all save up bond money in case I get arrested for suggesting that Mr. Hightower get honest work – like a piano player in a whorehouse, and where he can stick his “new regulations, taxes, and processes” about Obamacare to scare crap outta little old ladies.

Here’s where you’re supposed to mail this:



Benefits Processing Center?  Screw you, Mr. Hightower.  You are indeed an evil man.


I Think This Officially Makes you a Wino

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So, we’re hearing that Congressboozer Paul Ryan spent a recent evening showing Americans how to live the good life.

Paul_Ryan-cropped-proto-custom_2Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), a leading advocate of shrinking entitlement spending and the architect of the plan to privatize Medicare, spent Tuesday evening sipping $350 wine with two like-minded conservative economists at the swanky Capitol Hill eatery Bistro Bis.

He later said it was “stupid.”  Ya think?  By my math, that’s about $80 a glass or one cancer treatment.

Values? Did Someone Say “Values?”

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Now if you don’t have plans for the weekend of October 11  12, I have something for you to do.

You need to do this.  Click the little one to get the big one.



There’s a couple of things that come to mind here.

1.  Please notice that Ted Cruz, Jim DeMint and Louie Gohmert (top row) are placed as far right as possible even in this group.

2.  They are going to have a 2016 Presidential Straw Poll.  I have $5 cash American money that says Ted Cruz will nail it.  Totally nail it.  Oh please, dear God, let him nail it.  If there is anything I can do to help him nail it please let me know.

3.  If you are a black man and you want to speak there, you do not have to be famous or anything.  You just have to be black.

4.  Values?  Who the hell are they kidding.  The only value they have is greed.  And bad haircuts.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

When Words Fail Me

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized




Thanks to John A. Kwitkoski for the great graphic!

If You Happen to See Rick Perry in a Wife Beater Tee-Shirt ….

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


It seems that Rick Perry’s long suffering wife, Anita Perry, has committed political homicide on her husband.  Not that he didn’t deserve it, mind you, but it is a little disturbing nonetheless.

Anita Perry, wife of Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R), declared Saturday that abortion “could be a women’s right.”

When pressed on women’s rights by Texas Tribune’s Evan Smith at the 2013 Texas Tribune Festival, the First Lady of Texas said, “That’s really difficult for me, Evan, because I see it as a women’s right. If they want to do that, that is their decision; they have to live with that decision.”

You can watch it yourself.

If your local hardware store is selling out of torches and pitchforks, they’re coming for Anita Perry.