JoeMyGod found this gem.
Lawyers for former GOP Sen. Larry Craig will argue tomorrow before a federal court that his activities in that Minnesota airport restroom were a legitimate part of his job as a U.S. Senator. Seriously. The Federal Election Commission has charged Craig with illegally using $216,000 in campaign funds in his attempt to have his tearoom toe-tapping guilty plea withdrawn.
Craig is now a lobbyist for coal mining and timber companies. He should feel right at home among all those logs.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.