Yeah, I finally saw it.
I was coming home from a watch party so I heard Rubio’s speech on the radio. Even on the radio, he sounded like he was a ninth grader delivering a speech for student council, with marbles in his mouth, which might have fallen out of his brain.
Then I got home and watched it in person. I saw Marco Rubio do a double reverse half flip Bobby Jindal on the reply to the State of the Union.
The radio people had already warned me about his really goofy move to grab water while keeping his face on the screen. I’m sorry – that was not graceful. The sad part is that he doesn’t seem like the type of guy who can make fun of himself so he’ll try to forget it ever happened but nobody else will.
Bless his heart. No, seriously, bless his heart. Nobody is going to look good following Barack Obama. It’s a suicide mission. And maybe that’s why Republicans are having their minority candidates do it. Just saying …
And no, I did not listen to Rand Paul. I’ve already read The Fountainhead.