Bobby Jindal and Newt Gingrich, they got some ’splainin’ to do–
Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal called on the Republican Party to “stop being the stupid party” and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich urged it to be “a happy party” on Thursday as GOP leaders promised fundamental changes to help stave off future losses.
Bwahahahahahah. Oh wait … they are serious …. okay, then ….BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
So Bobby Jindal, from the intellectual stronghold of Louisiana, wants the GOP to be smart. And Newt Gingrich, the man who has inflicted more pain on women than the average mammogram, wants it to be the happy party.
This is not going to be as easy as you’d suspect. See, it’s dandy hard to be smart or happy when the only word you know is NO. Maybe their congressional delegation could start voting by saying, “After some pondering, the member happily votes NO.”
You gotta wonder what happy, smart spin they can put on school shootings or that women don’t need equal pay for equal work or that climate change does not exist and Al Roker is just making this crap up.
Honey, you could lock the GOP in a room with Stephen Hawking and Oprah for a damn month and they would still emerge with a sign that says, “Get off my lawn, you jirk.”
And that’s the damn truth.