Archive for December, 2012

Any New Year’s Resolutions?

December 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I got nothing.

Diddle squat.

Ain’t changing a thing except the light bulbs around here.

Freedom Works Was a Dick Army All Along

December 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember when I told you that Dick Armey is so rotten to the core that Freedom Works was willing to pay him $8 to just leave?

Well, the Dick speaks.

“I can’t stay [at FreedomWorks], I can’t work with people like this, and I can’t afford to leave with empty pockets,” Armey told ABC of his thought process at the time.

As a consultant, Armey will receive $400,000 a year until he turns 92, a total of $8 million. The deal will allow him to, as he said, “never have to work again ever.”

Okay, numero uno – Dick Armey has never worked a day in his life.  He’s a man who will never drown in his own sweat.  It is said that he’s not afraid of hard work – he can lay down right beside it and sleep like a baby.

Numero dos – So, Republicans are saying we should raise the tax increase level to people who make over $500,000 a year.  If you don’t have to work on $400,000 a year, $350,000 a year sounds like the perfect cut-off level.

Numero threeo – Only in America does being a total rightwing jerk pay so well.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Oh Yeah, Piers Morgan. That’s the Problem.

December 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s an extremely popular Republican wacko who wants to deport Piers Morgan because he disagrees with him and that, my friends, constitutes sedition.

Morgan represents a foreign threat to American law and liberty because he believes that Americans have too damn many guns.   And, according to Mike Adams of Natural News, Morgan is not covered by the Constitution because he’s not a citizen.

I don’t know if Adams realizes that (1) that’s just goofy, and (2) there’s this magic thing called television that would allow Piers Morgan to broadcast all the way across the big ocean.

“British Citizen and CNN television host Piers Morgan is engaged in a hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution by targeting the Second Amendment,” the petition reads. “We demand that Mr. Morgan be deported immediately for his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens.”

Of course, the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Barack Obama, happens to agree with the haughty Morgan, so he isn’t likely to order his ever-compliant and equally complicit attorney general, Eric Holder, to investigate the criminal Brit. So we’re not holding our breath.

Worse, Morgan likely knows it. On Christmas Eve the bottom-dwelling CNN host Tweeted this taunt: “Merry Christmas! Even to those who want me deported.”

Do you think I can get Sarah McLachlan deported back to Canada because she makes me cry with that ASPCA commercial she does?

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Boehner is Just a Shiver Looking for a Spine to Run Up

December 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You’re not going to believe this so I’m bringing you photographic proof from the Los Angeles Times.

Did he say Obama?  This from the man who canceled his own vote.

Damn, that’s gotta hurt.  If there’s a God in heaven, then that level of hypocrisy has got to be painful.

Hey, Without the Sarcasm and Prissy Walk, Lindsey Graham is Just Another GOP Jerk

December 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It was epiphany Sunday at my house.  Bubba didn’t sit in his BarcaLounger and holler at Meet David Gregory the way normal men holler at football games.  That was only because the President was on Meet David Gregory.

Bubba missed Lindsey Graham on Fox because Bubba believes that Fox is a tool of the Devil Hisownself.

Lindsey was all snot and sarcasm this morning.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) used his “Fox News Sunday” appearance to congratulate President Barack Obama on his impending victory in the so-called fiscal cliff negotiations, predicting that tax rates will go up on people making more than $400,000 or $500,000 as a result of the coming Senate deal.

“Hats off to the president. He won,” Graham said. “What have we accomplished? Political victory for the president. Hats off to the president. He stood his ground. He’s going to get tax rate increases, maybe not at [$]250[,000], but on upper-income Americans. And the sad news for the country is we’ve accomplished very little in not becoming Greece or getting out of debt. This bill won’t affect the debt situation.”

So Lindsey Graham sat goofy silent while the GOP made this the most do-nothing congress in the damn entire history of the damn United States of America.  Lindsey didn’t drip sarcasm all over the fact that senate Republicans used the filibuster to hurt the President and the country.   Lindsey didn’t even priss when he was a part of a team determined to “get” this President.  But Lindsey goes all out disdainful, claiming it’s the President’s fault when John Boehner screwed America in order to keep his leadership position.

Yeah, Lindsey, it’s the President’s fault that John Boehner is a lilylivered, goose headed, low life, asinine sumbitch.  Yeah, blame the President for the debt when you attend the George W Bush Library opening, babe.   And sweetie, don’t forget that it’s up to minimum wage workers and working families to pay the debt, not you.  And, of course, grandma and grandpa don’t deserve their “entitlements” that they paid for because grandma and grandpa should just quit eating and using up health care.  You go, Boyfriend!   You tell America what a damn great job you’ve done during your 20 years in office.  You got us here, Lindsey, but we can find our own way out.

Lindsey, Honey, it’ll take a truckload of estrogen and years of practice to beat me at sarcasm.

One more thing, you might do well to congratulate the President on his landslide victory in November.




I Have Discovered Something

December 29, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have discovered something very cool.  On days when I have things to do, I can just post “Windows 8 vs. Mac” or “George Will” and you guys will take it from there.

Ahem …

George Wills loves Microsoft.

I’m off to Skip and Judy’s 50th wedding anniversary party!  See ya!