Careful. God’s feelings are involved here.
Bryan Fischer, the director of issues analysis of the conservative fundamentalist American Family Association, on Thursday told a so-called “expert” who denies climate change that not using God’s fossil fuels would be like “crushing” someone’s feelings by rejecting their birthday present.
No, he said that. Seriously.
“And you think, that’s kind of how we’re treating God when he’s given us these gifts of abundant and inexpensive and effective fuel sources,” Fischer added. “And we don’t thank him for it and we don’t use it.”
“You know, God has buried those treasures there because he loves to see us find them.”
Uh, the same could be said for marijuana. God lets it grow and then The American Family Association won’t let us use it. God loves watching us find it!
I think God is crying, Mr. Fischer.
Thanks to Irene for the heads up.