But Not To Worry About Entertainment. The Bard of Wasilla is Back.
You know what I love about Democrats? Well, lotsa things, but the fact that where others see dread, we see humor.
They released some of Sarah Palin’s emails. Instead of just letting them melt though the garbage can and the sub flooring, a guy named Michael Solomon put them in a book in free verse form.
Here’s the best part. You can get an afternoon of entertainment for 99 cents. No, I am not kidding. 99 cents. Hell, that’s less than one dollar!
The kids over at The Daily Beast gave us a preview.
Are You Flippin Kidding???
Oh GOD help us.
Are you flippin kidding???
Todd doesn’t have $12 million
Obviously
That’s something else,
I don’t know what it stands for
Yet.
Put this is a statement,
Others have asked about my opinion
On this latest:
But I hadn’t seen it
So didn’t know it was this
Asinine!!!
Eat your heart out, Carl Sandburg!
Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.
I bet the “cease and desist” paperwork is on it way!! What a clever man, this Michael Solomon–this just made my morning!
1My personal favorite?
“I know.
And I just told someone:
We’re not paranoid
They really are after us!”
Now that’s paranoia on a Nixon-esque scale.
And to think…John McCain actually thought having her one heartbeat (or bad chili dog for lunch) away from the Presidency was a GOOD idea…
2And here’s the good one
3http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/02/ahead-of-oscars-sarah-palin-snags-worst-actress-nomination-for-playing-herself/
Wow, using the Queen Grifter for cheap entertainment. Classic. Nice job, Mr. Solomon.
I can’t wait for future volumes like Mitt: Dazed and Confused from Whiplash.
And Newt: The Passion of My Constitution.
Rick Santorum: Man on Dog or Man on God: You’re Choice”.
Ron Paul: Libertarianism Means Never Having To Pay Your Taxes.
4I’m afraid that if I read that book, my IQ would drop several points.
5We soooo need to see William Shatner reading this with a bongo player backing him up.
6Here is another one~
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/29/bristol-palin-reality-show-lifetime_n_1310955.html#comments
Can we all just throw-up in unison?
7Eykis just invented a new Olympic sport: synchronized spewing. To the vomitorium!
8When Santorum said that JFK made him throw up, I thought, Well, that evens us up. So I’ve already spewed, thanks.
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