Guess We Know Who Rules The World, Don’t We?
What’s about the worst danged thing that can happen to a woman?
Losing her hairdresser. That’s what.
Oh Honey, you've been cutting those bangs yourself, haven't you?
On Tuesday, Governor Susana Martinez (R-N.M.) lost a hairstylist who refused to clip her locks out of disgust with her opposition to marriage equality.
Antonio Darden, who had cut Martinez’s hair on three occasions and runs Antonio’s Hair Studio in Santa Fe, N.M., re-crafted the notion of civil disobedience when he declined to accept an appointment.
You know, I always felt that Tom DeLay was dressed so poorly, with his Spanxs obviously showing and very crappy make-up, while he was on Dancing with the Stars because gays or friends of gays in show business were obviously getting even.
Do not hack off hairdressers, Girlfriends. We will hurt you.
Thanks to Carl, Brian, and Sylvester for the heads up. And kisses to Antonio!
Shout out to Joe Mann! MY hair stylist! (Juanita Jean’s shop it just too far away.)
1There are some people you never want to get upset.
2When I was in the military, you never got on the wrong side of the mess sergeant or someone working in the personnel office.
You don’t have to tell me not to upset my hairdresser. I tip my beloved hairdresser BIG, never forget her birthday and invite her to all my parties.
Juanita, this is what I have been saying all along about Callista’s hair (I’m obsessed with it). Only her gay hairdresser didn’t get rid of her. He’s punishing her. Tells her she looks like sweet sunshine every time she walks out the door of the salon. Then he falls onto one of the chairs laughing hysterically.
I’d be scared if I was Ms. Martinez. Just one slip and she could have purple hair from one of Mr. Darden’s friends. And not the good purple.
3The Gov should part her hair from ear to ear and let it grow.
4One also shouldn’t smartmouth the waiter or waitress prior to getting the food.
5“Hacked off” is not a phrase I’d use around a hairdresser …
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