Well, I Dunno ‘Bout You, But I’m Plenty Scared
Newt Gingrich, they say, has a new strategy.
Newt Gingrich says he’s deploying a “Conservative Dream Team” to promote his presidential effort — including two Texans, Gov. Rick Perry and Chuck Norris.
Newt, Honey, I don’t know how to tell you this. That’s not a dream, that’s a bad acid trip.
Wow!!! Newtie is really getting desperate now!!!
1To think that I figured “Dumb and Dumber” was just a name of a bad movie.
Newt makes it reality – though he is trying out villain the James Bond crazy villains. Somebody ought to be sending the straightjacket folks out on a detail to follow him around. His “bright ideas” are getting increasingly dim.
2Hahaha – that’s rich. I’ve also heard Newt has hired the fellow who managed Bachmann’s campaign and then went over to manage Perry’s. The third time should be a charm.
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3Saw that pic of the Gingrich “Dream Team”…eeecch. Newt could’ve come up with a better team from an ad in Craigslist.
We’ve got to find a name for this assemblage of talent…
4The Gang that couldn’t shoot straight?
5Death Eaters?
6If this was a rodeo, Romney would be the bull that nobody can ride and the Dream Team would be the rodeo clowns. But we’ve got more clowns than livestock in this rodeo.
7whose the dummy in clown car? So who would you let drive that car.
8“Dream Team?”…..”The Nightmare Pair” is more like it.
9Texas, at least, gets a short break, if it’s true. So far, Guv Goodhair isn’t confirming anything.
10OMG … that is so bust outloud laughing funny!!
11Ralph, real rodeo clowns actually save the cowboys from injury or death when they are thrown in the ring. These two couldn’t find their butts with both hands, much less save Nootie from himself!
12I wonder if we have to pay for his security detail while he’s traveling for Newt. I mean, I’m sure he will be promoting Texas the whole time……
13All I want to know is who is paying for the security for Gov Goodhair while he is on the road again?
I like the Doody Brothers, as in “What a pair of doody heads” bless their hard little hearts.
14Great minds think alike Olden
15Old Rick is going on tour again? At our expense?
*slap*
Uh, I mean, of course at our expense.
I say we send Backhoe Betty and the girls as his opening act.
I’ll pay for the extra sparkle on the tour bus.
16On Jeopardy the question would be: Name two pair of boots full of nothing.
17That team needs a third to be complete, Ted Nugent. I guess Rickster made the suggestion to Newt, “Here’s a dream team for ya Newtie, me and Chuck Norris and um, um ….um… I forget the turd uh third.”
18I think the good news here is, while he travels with Chuck Norris, he won’t need a security detail. Although, at nearly 72, I’m wondering how long it is before he breaks a hip with all these shenanigans. Then he’ll need a walker,Texas Ranger.
19(rimshot for daChipster)
I think I’ll go with “The Acme Clown College Dean’s List” for now. Frankly, I’m surprised Newtie got Fred Thompson on this team (7:00 PM is usually past Fred’s bedtime). Not so surprised Sarah The Grifter isn’t…she won’t do anything that doesn’t involve getting paid.
20I took one look at that pic before looking at the text and wondered if it was a karaoke picture. Can either of them carry a tune in a bucket with a lid? Would we want to hear it if they could?
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