And Just When You Think We’re Running Out Of Crazy People in Texas Who Want to Be President
Along comes Jeffrey Scott Berea, who is running for President of the United States of America as a Republican, and is a Texan in the fine tradition of Texas Republicans. He has even filed his candidacy with the Federal Elections Commission.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Jeffrey is currently residing in the Denton County jail, but he’s perfectly serious about how to make this country great. He suing Tom Cruise, the Internal Revenue Service, the United States District Court of the Eastern District of Texas, the Justice Department, the United States Attorney, the Southern District of New York, and the states of Texas and Florida.
Hey, who could blame him?
He’s asking for $2.7 million in lost wages and medical injury. He must be a Mitt Romney fan. And, “one copper penny” in punitive damages. No, wait – a Ron Paul fan.
However, I am betting that he could beat Rick Perry in a debate.
Have a look. The document will open in pdf format.
Thanks be for the United States Postal Service who continues to provide support for all of the incarcerated felons who have little to do but fill in forms and send them by post. If they had to pay FedEx type rates there would be far fewer creative endeavors such as this one to keep us smiling.
1I don’t know about POTUS but, this guy sure is VP material for the current crop of GOP candidates.
2He doesn’t sound any worse than the rest of the Republican slate.
3First off – I love your professional political organization. Keep up the GREAT work!
Second – as a resident (NY transplant) in Denton – and some of the neighbors that I’ve encountered here… how am I not surprised?
http://justice1.dentoncounty.com/PublicAccess/JailingDetail.aspx?JailingID=255065
4Ah shux. That name is really Miscavige. It really looked like “David Miscariage” printed that way.
5Ah, Denton…the local Tea party rally filled the square, with Sherriff’s deputies looking on in seeming approval. The local #OccupyDenton was chased off and threatened with jail in less than a day.
Nice neo-hippie subculture up there, though (the county seat is a college town after all, home of not one but two universities).
But North Texas is full of right-wing loons. Also, bit of trivia, Lee Harvey Oswald’s brother lived in Denton back in the day.
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